NOTE: For Nanao-Chan! 
And I'm actually certified in CPR! Legally! Cool huh?
Rukia spit out a small bit of water, this was very unpleasent, "Alright!" Ichigo barked, she was still on the floor, still soaking wet, and he was using her as a "class example" "Look at this!" he said pointing to Rukia, ok now she was getting mad, "This is your example!" little red annoying ticks were starting to appear around Rukia, "And this is why all captins and leiteints are learning CPR!" And they've decided to live there, "If Rukia didn't no how to swim as well as she does she would've drowned! She seems to have swimming as a second nature, luckily!" Alright that did it, "Shut up Ichigo! Stop treating me like some kind of lab rat!" she said from behind him, "Oh, sorry," "Can I please dry off now!" "But-" "I'm going to dry off!" "Right! Go ahead!" and she stormed out of the meeting hall, "Well, wile we wait, let me tell you all! You are to teach your squads CPR as soon as I teach you, now, go get your leitenits, and come back," he commanded, and they did
"Rukia! Let go!" he mumbeled, raising up from her face, "I told you that I wasn't kissing you! I was-" "Giving me the kiss of life!" "Wich isn't litterally a kiss!" "Then why did you kiss me?" she was so adorably clueless! But the other captins and leitenits were starting to wounder if this was merely an excusse for the two of them to lip lock during a meeting, "Let's go over this one more time" he said, this was going to be a long day,
"Alright! Everyone understands, right?" the captins and leitenits nodded, "Now, pairs," "Ichi," Rukia smiled, he nodded a slight yes, but before anything else was heard, Asagi yelled, "I get Shuhei!! He's mine!" said Soul Reaper waved his arms and mouthed 'no' over and over again, "Watever," Ichigo declarred, "Yay!" Asagi hugged her leitenit and wouldn't let go, "Captin! Let go! You're squishing me!" watching her made Ichigo turn to look at Rangiku, then he noticed, "Rangiku? Were's your captin?" "I- I don't no," meanwile...
Toshiro woke up, 'Why isn't my alarm clock going off?' he woundered, then he remembered that it was broken, then he realized, "Oh crud I missed the meeting," yes Toshiro, yes you did,
"I'm sorry I missed the meeting! My alarm clock-" "Yeah, my alarm clock breaks all the time," "Yeah, but yours breaks because of all the steam between games of tonsel hockey," "Say again?" "Oopse, did I say that out loud?" yep!"Wel look, somewere between work toda get someone to teach you CPR, alright? And by the way, you try dealing with a fiance' like Rukia with only a few days till the wedding, then tell me that you won't try anything to shut her up," "I HEARD THAT!" Rukia yelled from wereever she was, "She hears everything," "YES I DO! ALL WOMEN DO!" "HEY RUKIA! LET'S PRACTICE THAT CPR TECHNIQE ONE MORE TIME!" And she didn't respond, "Alright, I gotta go give 'er another CPR lesson," and he walked off
Great, he walked down the street, he had to spend the day in the World Of The Living, although, that's were Ichigo learned it, and no Soul Reaper ever heard of it untill him, that gave Toshiro the mental image of Ichigo, Rukia, and a CPR lesson that he did NOT need! He shook the thought from his mind, "Hey! Toshiro!" before turning around he said, "It's Captin Hitsugaya to you!" then he saw Karin, and a little light bulb went off in his head, "Hey Karin! Do you no CPR?"
