"Now look Physicic! You better-" "Better wat?! Dog!" "Shut up Leach!" "Make me Mongrol!" "I will Blood Sucker!" "Try it Wolf Pup!" "STOP IT!" Bella yelled and stepped between Jacob and Alice, "Wat happened to you two now!?" she saw them open their mouths to speak at the same time and said, "One at a time, Alice, you first," "Why does SHE get to go first?!" Jacob protested, "Because, ladies first, Jake," Alice smirked and made the most innocent face possible, then turned to Bella and said, "Well, I was just minding my owne buisness, sorting through my closet, because you no how HARD it is to put new outfits in there, it's so crowded and-" "Alice, could we get to the point please?" Bella interupted, "Right, well, I was minding my owne buisness wen the WOLF, -" "Alice, Jake, no insults," "Right, wen, JACOB came into my room looking for you, well I happened to get a vision, started giggling, and then he just started harrasing me about it and I get scared because I'm just a little woman and he's a big strong man and he could break me in half," Bella rolled her eyes at Alice's theatrics and Jake mouthed a few choice words of his owne, Alice stood behind Bella and wrapped around her waist like a child, "Oh please!" Jacob moaned, Bella rolled her eyes and tryed to pry Alice's arms from her mid-section, she gave up after about a minute, "Jacob?" Bella asked tiredly, "Well, I was looking for you and entered the little Witche's-" "Jacob," Bella said warningly, "HER room, and after having one of her little visions she started laughing at me and so, naturally, I tryed to find out wat it was, ya' never no Bells, she might've seen my death! And anyway, then she came runing down here and I chased her, and now she's putting on some little 'innocent' act and trying to look cute! But you're too smart to fall for that right, Bella?" "Bella!" Ailce sqealed, sqeazing Bella tighter, "Alice... squishing... me... let... go...!" Bella hissed, Alice let go, "Woopse, sorry!" Bella shook her head slowely, just then Edward and Jasper came flying down the stairs, "Howdey Ladies," Jasper greeted, "Hello?!" Jacob groweled, "I said 'ladies'," Jasper said, unbelieveably with a straight face, Alice bursted out laughing, Edward started laughing too, and then Jasper, Bella visably bit her lip to keep from joining them, "Now look-!" Jacob started, "Jake, let it go," Bella insisted, "NO! That little freak saw me dieing or nearly dieing or something and I wanna no wat she saw!" he said pointing at Alice, "Now wait just a minute!" Jasper protested, standing infront of his wife protectively, "Maybe she saw something funny! Like a giant cupcake falling on your head!" Alice giggled at the thought, Edward stepped infront of Bella, (next to Jasper) and said, "OR maybe it wasn't about YOU! Maybe she saw something about ME! And YOU happened to be there! I won't deny that my sister has a weird sense of humor, but she dosen't think death is funny, even enemies aren't worth it in her mind!" "Now wait a minute, since wen is Jake an enemy Edward?" Bella asked, hands on her hips, "Well, he isn't yet, but-" "Yet?!" as the four went at it, Alice slipped towards a drawer and returned saying, "THIS should solve it!" Alice held up a large nife and grinned, "SEE!?" Jacob protested, "She's kidding!" Edward deffended, "Says you," Ailce mumbeled, "Look! This'll all be solved if Alice will just tell Jake wat she saw!" Bella suggested, "Fine," everyone mumbeled starting into the living room, "Alice, honey, put that thing away," Jasper requested, and as Alice turned on her heel she, well, tripped, and although she stopped herself from falling, she had to grip the nife by the blade to stop it from landing point down in Jasper's shoe, she slid the bloody nife on the table and held her rist, "Ow," she sqeaked, Jasper picked up her hand and sighed, "Well, you're defenitly dameged," he said, Alice grinned, "Come on Darlin'," he said, leading her into their bedroom, Bella began to get up from the sofa but Edward put his hand on her shoulder and said, "I'll get it Love," heading towards the kitchen to clean up the blood, "Ironically the Blood Sucker is bleeding," Jacob mumbeled, Bella slapped him on the back of the head,
"I no it hurts Love," Jasper said sweetly as he tied the bandeges around Alice's hand, "You missed one," Alice said, Jasper looked down at his wife's bleeding finger, "No problum," he took her finger and stuck it in his mouth, sucking on it a little, then pulled it out and kissed the cut, before putting a bandege on it, "You aren't going to go berserk are you?" Alice teased, Jasper smiled and held out his hand for her and she excepted, hopping off the bed, they walked into the living room, "There you are!" Jacob was standing by the door, picking up a coat, "Wat did you see?!" he groweled, "Well-" but just before Alice could start explaining, the door slammed open and hit Jabob smack in the middle of his face, he fell and hit his head on the nearby table as Rosealie and Emmet walked in, they looked at Jacob, shrugged, and went on upstairs, "Pretty much that," Alice said, sitting in Jasper's lap in a recliner (said chair would've swallowed her if Jasper wasn't under her)
"So," Jacob began, removing the tissue from his bloody nose, "I no I'm a werewolf and all, but why isn't my blood making you crazy?" Bella reached back into the first aid box for another bandege, "Edward, you wanna take this one?" Bella asked, glancing at her husband, "Bella dosen't drink blood, she still eats human food, how is beyond me though," Jacob glanced at the speaking vampire and then back at Bella, "So then, why aren't you fainting?" "The urge to faint and the urge to drink canceled eachother out," Bella replied, Jacob glanced at Alice for a moment, "And YOU! You couldn't have told me that your vampire sister was gonna smack me in the face with the door?!" "Well," Alice began, "I tried, but I was too late," she shrugged, Jasper snickered under his breath, "Now hold on-" "Jake," Bella warned before Jacob could cause possible damage to her sister, "Bella! You are so lucky that I have no desiere to get on your bad side again! Otherwise that leach of a sister over there would be pulp by now!" Bella smacked him on the back of the head again, "Ow! I didn't do anything to her! ...Yet,... ow!" another smack, "Wat did I say about threats and name calling?" Jacob glared at Ailce, who stuck her tounge out at him childishly, "Alice, put your tounge back in your mouth," Bella commanded, she did, Edward hit his head on the back of his chair a few times, "Carefull my vampire, I don't want to patch you up too," "Yes Love, I understand, I just wish we didn't have to do this so often," "It's part of the new treaty Edward," Edward glared at Jacob, "I no," he groweled, this time it was Bella's turn to start hitting her head on the furniture