"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"