"Wake up, we have to get going," Ichigo wispered, Rukia creeked an eye open, it was still dark outside, stupid 5:30 A.M.....thing, she groaned and pulled the sheets back over her, Ichigo shrugged, "Fine, then I'll leave you here all alone, Yuzu isn't comeing home 'till about 2 in the afternoon though, and my dad's gonna be gone for the rest of the week, with me and Karin gone, you'll be here all alone, in a dark house, with no one around," she peeked out at him, "Ugh, I'm comeing, I hate you for makeing me watch 'The Grudge' last night though!" "Hey! YOU wanted to watch that! I warned you!" ".....Oh yeah," she rubbed her eyes and tumbeled out of bed, "I can't believe your dad was able to contact you in Soul Society! And of all reasons to babysit your sisters wile he's out of town!" She stated, begining to change clothes, cold air hitting bare skin, not a pleasent feeling, "Yeah but we're lucky he did! If he didn't who nos wat would've happened!" "Yes, it's a shame that Karin injured her leg so badly your FIRST DAY babysitting," she smirked slightly, she could feel his anger begin to rise, "Look YOU, at least I didn't say 'Ooopse! This injury is too servere! My Kido won't work on it!'" this time HE smirked, Rukia threw a shoe at him, "It isn't MY fault! It's an internal injury Dumby! Simple Kido dosen't work well on those, you need alot more power, like...Orihime for instance, too bad she and Uryuu are on their honeymoon NOW," "True," the door creaked open, light entering the room and a very annoyed looking Karin leaning in the doorway, "It's 5 in the morning and you two are ALREADY at it? Jeez, I don't even no how that happens!" "Well it ll started wen Rukia wouldn't wake up and-!" Rukia sqwealed in distain, brush mid-way through her hair, "YOU practically threatened me!" "Oh please! I-" "I didn't say I WANT to no!" Karin protested, shakeing her head and limping down the hall on her crutches, Ichigo and Rukia looked at eachother, "Maybe we should stop fighting, atleast wen Karin's in hearing distance," Rukia suggested, Ichigo nodded in agreement,
Rukia glared at Ichigo, "Why can't I ride shotgun?" she growled through clenched teeth, "Because the back is very small and Karin can't scrunch up her leg," Rukia blinked at him in confusion, "Right, more of a reason to ride in the back so she can lay down," Ichigo was about to snap back but then she smiled at him like she had gotten something right and he had no choice but to "Right! Why didn't I think of that? Oh well, I already promised her shotgun," Rukia pouted but walked around to the backseat anyway, "Gee, you'd think that liveing so long, surviveing an exicution, AND a war, and being married and pregnant would count for SOMETHING!" Ichigo laughed a little and shook his head, "Wen you have the baby you can ride shotgun," he laughed, "Um, hello? No cars in Soul Society," he looked back at her confused, "I thought we were haveing it here!" "No, we are haveing HER in Soul Society, wat sense does it make to live in Soul Society, but have a baby here?" "Rukia, you're ten weeks pregnant, you don't no that it's a she," "Well, I'm assumeing so untill I'm told otherwise so that I won't be calling her an 'it'," Ichigo shook his head again, this was gonna be a long day,
Amazeingly they were able to get there peacefully, it wasn't untill Ichigo was supposed to pay attention to things that everything messed up, a nurse was trying to explain to him how to treat the injury wen they got home but poor Rukia got stuck listening, incedentaly, pens, his wedding ring, and a car backfireing are more interesting, well actually, Ichigo is just easily distracted, "You are a horrible person," Rukia stated, sitting back down after listening to instructions and going back into the lounge, "So I got distracted, no big deal, you can relay," Rukia glared, "I don't care, you're lucky that I decided to come with you instead of staying out HERE alone, or YOU would be in trouble," "Oh come on Rukia! Don't be mad! YOU get distracted!" "Yes, but not wen I'm listening for instructions on how to care for someone who's injured!" "Oh please! You seem to have forgotten the incedent a few days ago! Remember? I took a blow to the head, you were supposed to give me the BLUE pills, NOT the RED ones! You gave me dog medicine! DOG medicine Rukia!" Ichigo couldn't help but laugh a bit, it was so tragic...yet so funny to hear, "Atleast now we no that you're de-wormed," JIchigo started laughing more, "Besides, it wasn't like I was EASILY distracted like YOU!" "You were distracted because you saw a deer in the window!" "It was a BABY deer, there's a diffrence!" at this point Ichigo coudn't tell if he was laughing....or crying
"'Pull aroud to the back, it'll be easier!' Tch, why not tell me that before?!" Ichigo mocked, he and Rukia were currently walking around the parking grounds hopelessly looking for their car, "Is that it?" "No," "Is that it?" "No!" "Is that it?" "NO!" "Is-" "Rukia! Every black car you see is NOT our's!" "......Is it that one?" she asked, pointing to the millionth car, "NO!" Ichigo looked around a little more, "Rukia, I think we- Rukia? Rukia?! Ah man! You HAD to run off didn't ya'!?" she was gone, "Hey Ichigo! Here's an option!" she waved, standing in front of a pink and black sports car, "Rukia, that's not-" "I no, we could borrow this one," at that moment Rukia pulled a long wire out of her purse, sticking it under the window and unlocking the car, Ichigo's mouth dropped, he couldn't believe that his wife jut highjacked a car! "You can highjack a car but you can't open a juice box?!" he screeched, she didn't pay attention to him, "I like this sucker! Let's keep it!" at that point Ichigo's lower jaw completely disconnected itsself, "NO! That is someone else's car! We can't kee it! We're not even supposed to touch it!" Rukia pouted, "But I like it," "I don't care! You can't have it! Even if you COULD keep it, wich you can't, how would you drive it?" Rukia slid the wire in the ignition, fiddled with it a moment, and started the engine, "Easy," "Rukia, PLEASE get over now!"
Well they FINALLY found the car, thanks to the owner of the sports car, who didn't mind Rukia's intrusion after Ichigo had explained that she was foreighn and, well, cluseless, earning himself a jab to the ribs, they were finally able to get back inside to the small cafe' there, "Rukia, are you SURE you don't want anything to eat?" she shook her head, "Not even strawberries?" she thought about that for a moment, "Well,....I suppose I could have a few strawberries," she replied, danceing in circles nervously, a few minutes later Ichigo turned to retreve her and saw that strawberries apparently weren't good enough, in the tower that she dared call a "pile" lay: Strawberries, along with, potato chips, chocolate bars, cookies, a peice of cake, and just wen he thought she had gotten it all, here she came with a giant pickle, wich she placed dantily on top, she grinned at him shyly and laughed embaressedly, Ichigo shook his head, "You- You always said I needed to gain weight, nows the perfect time," she giggled, Ichigo just stared, he was glad he was in a hospital, he might just have a stroke
Karin, incidentally, was still out of it wen they went back to get her, and as Ichigo got the perscription from the doctor, Rukia simply stared in horror at the "giant" (wich really was quite small but to Rukia it was huge) needle pokeing through Karin's arm, "I-Ichigo," she wined, he sighed and looked at her tiredly, "Wat?" "I-I think I'm gonna-" aaaaaand she fainted, "Rukia?! Great, now I've got two of them unconciouse," Ichigo shook his head, holding Rukia in one arm and their things in the other
Ichigo was majorly PO'd! So....aparently the first pharmacy didn't have the medicine, neither did the second, so let's try a third, luckily so far so good, "Ichigo? Can I have this?" Rukia asked, tugging on his sleve and showeing him a candy thing, "Didn't you get enough earlier? Most of wich is still in the car by the way," "But this is diffrent," at that moment the pharmasist returned, "Fine, fine," he just wanted to get this over with! But before he new it, "Can I have THIS?" now it was a plushie, "Sure," "And how about-" "Rukia, I will give you $50.00 to spend in here if you promise to leave me alone, "Ok!" amazeing how a few drug store trinkets could make her happy,
Amazeingly they got home all in one peice, Rukia weilding atleast 5 new kinds of expensive chocolates and atleast 10 new plushies, complete with a bag full of make up (wich Ichigo insisted that she didn't need but bought anyway), a few baby dresses for her, he assumed, stuffed animals (if they were for REAL animals there would be a problum!) and a bag that had a "surprise" for him, "Man, I just want to sleep for the next few millinia," he moaned, stretching out on the bed, "Aw? Are you sure about that?" Rukia's voice was very playfull, causing him to wounder wat she had done and look over at her....only to see her in a set of pink scrubs with a huge grin plastered on her face, "I had extra money and wanted to see your reaction," she read his mind, "I dunno....should I be delighted....or frightened?" she giggled and sat next to him, "You tell me," she replied, hands curving under his neck and lips meeting his, "Delighted," he moaned, causeing her to giggle again, "Very delighted," he muttered against the skin of her face as he slowly trailed kisses all the way down to her neck,"So I look good then?" "Irrisistable,"