FUCK YEAH, SEAKIIING!
Yeah, it's true :3 For those who read about that DISGUSTING kid named Tyler in my last post, I would like to inform you all that today I let him have it! 8D I mean..he was TOTALLYFREAKING asking for it!
Shall I reaccount what happened? I think I will:
Well, so it was lunch time, and me and my girlfriend( Her name is Chayce, btw xD)were sittin' at our usual spot (aloooone xD) on the bench near the pond. Then stupid Tyler comes over (FUCKINGDICKHEADUAHGHGHAHG) *cough*...Lawl, he had crutches for lord knows what..I think he broke his ankle....I hope he breaks the other one too--ANYWAY. He just stood there for awhile like the creeper that he is . Then he starts talking to Chayce saying "Oh, well..I wanted to do something special, but well..you know *gestures toward broken ankle, lawl* But I was wondering, if you would want to go to Homecoming with me?" Only he said it a lot more creepy/retarded << *points* That's how a normal person would say it..but I can't translate into "stalker Douche Dialect".
ANYWHO point is...HE FUCKING KNEW ME AND CHAYCE WERE GOING OUT! He ignored me and asked her to Homecoming RIGHT in front of me! (for those who don't know what Homecoming is, it's basically this super duper special dance we do at the begining-ish time of school starting--it's not as special as Prom though) I WAS PISSED to say the least. My love, she's too nice to put him down forcefully...so she was about to say "I can't" And that was all...but I interupted her and said: "Um...NO...she's going with ME." And the stupid idiot goes "Oh, I feel so left out" AUGH I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM--teach him for bein fuckin sarcastic with me, dipshit -_- Sooo I said "Oh, really? That's good."
SO then he goes off in his stupid little emo corner to sulk because he can't be with the most amazing girl in the wooorld 
Chayce and I just stayed there, ate ice-cream together and cuddled :3
Oh...but THEN the douche comes BACK! And he starts to sit down Allow me to reeaccount the convo. *COUGHCOUGH HEM HEM HEMM*
Me: What do YOU want?
Tyler: *imagine the creepiest grossest voice ever D< AND YOU'LL HAVE HIM DOWN* What? I can't sit here? (NEXT TO CHAYCE D<)
Me: Um..NO, you can't. I don't know WHO you think you are, but I don't appreciate you asking MY girlfriend to homecoming RIGHT in front of me.
Tyler: What? I didn't KNOW you two were going out.
Me: Um, YES, you did. Rio told you--I know she did.
Tyler: No, she didn't, I swear. She only told me she was seeing somebody. (He was totally lying...and WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK HER OUT IF YOU KNEW SHE WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE!? )
Me: Well now you know. And I don't want you around her. Don't fucking go NEAR her, don't even think about her. (Might I add the whole time he was smileing? << Which I addressed that..lol) What the hell do you think is so funny? Stop smiling.
Tyler: I'm not smiling *suddenly tries to be serious and he FAIIILLSSZUHG*
Me: Yeah, you fucking are. I don't know why you think this is so hilarious. You're such an unbelievable asshole, go fuck yourself. I don't even want to look at you. Just leave.
ANNNNDDDD He did :3
Even if he tried to talk after that, I dismissed it and told him to drown in our school pond :3
GAWD it felt great!!
And yeah, that weren't the exact things that were said, obviously xD BUT PRETTY DARN CLOSE! I remember what I said, at least, because I told at least 5 of my friends about it xDD
