Crazy & More Crazy

You know. I'm really shocked to see that a good number of people seemed to take my fic guide seriously this time around. I guess I'm willing to chalk that up to public schools failing to properly teach students reading comprehension or something, but what really disturbs me is how, of the people who commented seriously, none of them objected to the part about using rape as a plot device. I mean, Jesus. What are these people thinking? "I think grammar is important, but I agree with everything else"? WTF.

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Anyway. For the good kind of disturbing: thanks to my lappy, look what I got to finally work! :DDD

I'm not yet at the really crazy parts, but from what I've seen so far, I like the build up of suspense in the game a lot more than in the anime. In the latter, the shift in mood tended to be abrupt, whereas in the game, it's a lot more gradual and better executed. But honestly, I'm playing this only because of the crazy, and it kind of annoys me that I have to go through so much club activity crap before I can get to it. >_>;;

And while we're on the topic of CRAZY, I'm watching Perfect Blue for the first time right now, and I just saw the scene where the girl's manager opens the bomb fan letter. And then afterwards, her coworker or whatever says to shrug it off since it was "just a prank."

WTF JUST A PRANK. You know, I bet that's exactly how it is Korea too, which is why girls over there can get away with poisoning people without being prosecuted!! PLZ TO GET A REALITY CHECK, ASIA.

KPOP WANK.

omg. This was JUST taken off of the dbsg LJ comm only minutes after being posted, but it's so ridiculous that I felt I needed to preserve it in some way so that I could point and laugh at it for years to come. Especially since, for some reason, I don't often run into good wank in this fandom. Maybe I should hang around soompi more or find someone to translate Cyworld flame wars for me. :((

So anyway, as the fangirls would know, DBSK did a series of commercials with K-Pop girl group SNSD, most of which featured a fail attempt at cross-group flirting & other campy nonsense. Naturally, fans of both groups went EWW HET, and there was much wank to be had. But by FAR, this is the best, most seriously deluded thing that fans on either side have managed to BS:

DBSK sexually harassed those girls!

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Who are they kidding. Changmin can barely even bring himself to TALK to a pretty girl, much less have his evil way with one.

Junsu is too cute to do anything remotely evil. I mean, would anyone believe it if someone accused this cat of sexual harassment: Yeah, I didn't think so.

Yunho is, like, biologically predisposed to be The Perfect Gentleman in any situation involving girls. SO MUCH SO THAT IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GROSS. (j/k Yunho ILU)

Even though Chunnie is the pimp of DBSK, he is also our Virginian Dandy Boy. He wouldn't harm a fly. :D♥

And Jaejoong? Please, he only sexually harasses other men.

So in conclusion: the boys are not R Kelly. THE END.

(RANDOM QUESTION: I noticed that once I configured my laptop to read/type Asian languages, my alt keys stopped working. Is that normal??? I mean, geez, I had to copy and paste the heart above. ;________;)

Time to get my 日本語 on

So my birthday/graduation present this year (like all other seniors in America, seemingly) was a new laptop, but mine was in my brother's possession until a few days ago.

I had been typing up stuff for Japanese class mostly using my school's computers all this while, since my desktop fails like that, but my laptop seems to have no issues whatsoever! :DDD

WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ALL WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY WELFARE JAPANESE & RANDOM BURSTS OF JAPLISH FROM HERE ON OUT. 行くぞ！

まず～　東方神起の　「どうして　君を　好きに　なって　しまったんだろう」の　ＨＱ　ＭＰ３を　たくさん　聞きました。　この　きょくが　大好きです～！　恥ずかしい　ですが、聞きながら　すこし　泣きました。ですから　ジェジュンと　ジューンスの　声が　ちょう～～　美しい。 (笑わないで　ください) ；－；

そして。。。あの。。。この　シャシンに　ジェジュンの　服は　面白いねえ。ジェジュンは　何を　かんがえて　いました？？　それは　日本の　人気があるファション　かなあ？　＾＾；

ユーンホの　シャシンも　見ていました。最近　ユーンホは　とても　元気に　なりました。（でも、ジェジュンは　ずっと　眠いそう。；＿；）このシャシンが　一番　好きです。ユーンホの 顔 ほほえみは　すごく　きれい！　＊０＊ (いいぼうしも　：３)

OK 英語 TIME. I have the sneaking suspicion that a friend who commented on my fic over @LJ might have been slightly intoxicated at the time of typing. (But I figured it would be rude to ask. :3) Ah, the joys of fandom.

WHAT.

THE GRAND FREAKING CANYON. WHY WEREN'T THEY THERE WHEN I WAS THERE SIX YEARS AGO, HUH???

AND I BET THEY WENT TO LAS VEGAS TOO, YET ANOTHER CITY I'VE BEEN TO 12,828,382,828 TIMES, BUT OF COURSE NOT WHEN THE BOYS WERE THERE. ;____________;

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But if they did go to Vegas, I'll just giggle and keep my "YunJae marriage" jokes to myself. And also jokes concerning their inevitable drunken sex tape from the night before. :3

Tales of the Post Office Pt. 367,345

First off: ARGHHHHHHHHHHSGFGHSHSGAHJSSGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggg

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Okay. So I've had to drop by my local post office about three times the past week, since my mom decided to go on an Amazon spree, and our mailman apparently only ever delivers "we missed you!" slips and not the packages themselves. -_-;;

{insert here various anecdotes about long lines, arguments btwn. post office workers and customers, etc. etc.}

So anyway, one of these packages seems to have gotten lost somewhere, since Amazon.com says it's been delivered and yet the post office never gave it to us. So I called them and one of the supervisors said they found it and it was now ready for pickup. So I dropped by, and lo & behold, they can't find the damn thing. And they said that without the name of the person I was talking to on the phone, they wouldn't be able to find it.

This was last Wednesday, and every day since then I've been calling them trying to find the thing with no luck. So this morning I called them up again and the convo went like:

Supervisor: The package is here and ready for you to pick up.
Me: Oh, okay! Could I get your name please?
Supervisor: *dodges question* The package was put out in the front window the day before yesterday, but you didn't come to pick it up, so it was put back on the shelves. Just come to the front window today and the package will be there for you to pick up.
Me: Okay, but... please, can I get your name?
Supervisor: *tells me name* But why is that important?
Me: .....Because I tried to pick up the package before and they couldn't find it. Not to mention I've been calling EVERY FREAKING DAY

And then she just basically repeated what she said about the package being put out before and how we didn't pick it up that day (on Thursday, which was the day AFTER I first inquired about the package wtffffffffffff) and blah blah blah. And my mother has really not been helping since she's all, "Remember to call the post office tomorrow! :D :D :D" every fours hours and I'm all, "YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THEM RAWR *eats her*"

So my question is, WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE PACKAGE WHEN I CALLED THE PAST COUPLE DAYS? WILL IT EVEN BE THERE WHEN I PICK IT UP AFTER POSTING THIS? WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

MY POST OFFICE MAKES JAEJOONG SO CONFUSE.