Hey~
Since Wednesday night, I've been sick. Ugh. I hope I just have a really bad cold instead of the flu since it's flu season. My nose has broken the record of Niagara Falling a million litres per second. I'm waiting for my call from the Guinness World Record books right now...
Like really, I'm now one of those people who get colds when it's warm out. Runny nose, coughing, a bit of a sore throat, weakness, fatigue, and now sneezing. -____-
I absolutely hate it, HATE IT, when some of my classes don't have tissue paper in their classrooms. It's so annoying and I always have to keep sniffing up my nose.
Anyway, yesterday, in French class, it was so funny. XD Ms.M gave everyone a sheet of paper face down on our desks and said, "I'm going to see if you can follow directions properly. Don't comment, laugh, or look around and don't turn over the paper until I say you can. No matter how funny the directions are, don't laugh."
I was thinking, "This is French class, how could directions be funny??" But once I turned over the paper, I realized why. lol These were the directions:
1. Read all of these directions before doing any.
2. Print you first and last names in the upper right corner of the page.
3. Underline all of the vowels in your name.
4. Tear off the lower right hand corner of this sheet.
5. On the back, put a dot as close as you can to the centre of the page.
6. Put a circle around the dot.
7. Put a square around the circle.
8. Say out loud, "I am good at following directions."
9. Multiply 47 by 63.
10. Circle every numeral 4 in both question and answer.
11. Subtract 1089 from 2316
12. Put a box around the answer.
13. Say out loud, "I am following these directions very carefully."
14. Divide 1035 by 3.
15. Fold this sheet in half.
16. Poke your pen or pencil through this sheet.
17. Stand up and shout, "This is stupid but I am smart."
18. Add 64, 39, 28, 43, and 76.
19. Circle every numeral 3 in both question and answer.
20. Now that you have finished reading all the directions, do only numbers 1, 2, and 21.
21. If anyone else in your class has not finished, just sit quietly until they finish.
XDDDDDD
I did what it told me to, read all the directions before doing any. I was one of 5 people who actually followed the directions and I was just sitting there, trying not to laugh, watching the other 25 people standing up and saying stuff. XD Here is some of the funny stuff that happened:
Person: This is stupid, but I'm smart
Ms.M: Of course you are
Another person: I am following these directions very carefully
Ms.M: Mm hm
Guy: *Folds paper and attacks the paper with his pencil very loudly*
Guy beside him: What are you doing?
Guy: Poking the pencil through the paper like the directions are telling me to!
Ms.M: *Smiles* No commenting
Guy: *Paper and pencil fall to the floor*
Half of the class: *Laughs*
Girl: *Does 17 while sitting*
Ms.M: Why didn't you stand up?
And then when time was up, Ms.M asked a guy who actually followed the directions to read the first one. Afterward, almost everyone was like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." And then Ms.M said that everyone can keep the paper and most of the class stood up, scrunched up the paper and ripped it like Hulk, and threw it in the garbage. XDDDDDDDDDDD If only I could record this all.
Also, I heard that A has braces. Me, S, and my other friend Z, were talking about how he looks like he could be going through puberty. lol we're weird.
*Sniffs* I hope this cold goes away soon...
~Ri-chan
