I <3 this pic! 
its so funni!!!!!! (srry not a fan of sailor moon) 
it makes me laugh! :D
- Created By BubBa GumP ShrImp
The Sea gull Man in Alantic City
I went 2 the beach in June to Alantic City. I was on the boardwalk with my brother and mom when we hear some guy crowing lik a sea gull.
We look back and theres some guy without a shirt cause its in his hand, jean shorts, and a breadish mustache thing and longish hair.
"Get the f*** out of my way!!" he kept yelling 2 ppl in front of him.
There he goes crowing lik a sea gull again. Its getting annoying so i crow 2. then he takes a wild swing at the air as if 2 punch some1.
I swear he was drunk but my mom said he was mentally ill. who nos?
Its lik 9:45 now and hes walking on the beach! 
screaming lik an ambalance.
And haven't heard of him since.
Girl of Boy
YOUR BOY SIDE
(yea) You love hoodies.
(no) You love jeans.
(mmm...) Dogs are better than cats.
(depends who) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(yea) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(never!) Shopping is torture.
(kinda) Sad movies suck.
(no) You own an X-Box.
(no) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
(no) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(yea) You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(no!) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(yea...) You watch sports on TV.
(no) Gory movies are cool.
(no) You go to your dad for advice
(no) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(...no/kinda) You like going to football games
(no) You used to/do collect baseball cards.
(what! NO!) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(no) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(no) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(YES!) you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(yup) Sports are fun.
(no) Talk with food in your mouth.
(NOOOO!!) Wear boxers.
Total: 9
YOUR GIRL SIDE.
(yup) You wear lip gloss.
(YES!!!!!) You love to shop.
(yup) You wear eyeliner.
(no) You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
(yes) You wear the color pink.
(no) Go to your mom for advice.
(not really) You consider cheerleading a sport.
(no) You hate wearing the color black.
(yes) You like hanging out at the mall.
(no) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(yup) You like wearing jewelry.
(nope) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
(yes) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(NO! hate it) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(yea) You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
(heh, yea) It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
(no...) You smile a lot more than you should.
(not anymore) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(duh. of course i do) You care about what you look like.
(sur) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(yup) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(yes) You wear girl underwear.
(hee, yea) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(YES!) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
(yup) Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera.
Total: 13
I guess I'm mor girly than tom boyish.
I TAG U!
U ^^0(#&% #)(%&%$!!!!!!!!!!!
$#!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some body stole my fone!!!! Yeah that's rite stole. 
There's no icon for angry so I'll hav 2 show u how p. o. i am - those @#$%^%$#@#$%^%$#@#$%^!!!!!! I'm gonna ^%^&()(*&^%$#@!#$^&&^%$#@*(*&^%$#%^!!!!.
They'r gonna burn in #&ll!!!!!! I'm so #&%^*( angry !!!!!!!!
Let me tell u the blood boiling story...
I was wit my friends at a carnival. We went on the bumper cars (which i refuse 2 ride now) some1 must of hit me so hard that it bounced out of my jacket pocket. We got in line again aftera kid wit a red shirt (i think it was red...lik my face rite now) (i just hit the keyboard really hard OWWWWWWW!) and some idiot steps rite in front of me!
"yeah, get rite in front of us," i murmur
The moron probably heard me b cause he went 2 the back of the line. I THINK IT WAS HIM WHO STOLE MY FINE!!!
Wellllll, it probably sounds lik it wasn't stolen but i'm not done...
I came home 2day and i'm told that some1 has been used lik crazy! My minutes ran out, my fonr account is f'ed up, great here i go again... #$%$#$%^$%^%$, you #$%!@#^&*)*^%^#!#$@!!. I HOPE YOU d456456y5982346534i3426508210102101937464e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom told the company about the whole thing and they're sending me another fone 4 free!!! but i want 2 get a different fone. The 1 i want is cheaper than the fone i just lost evnthough they'r sending me 1 4 free. I'm waiting 4 my mom 2 come home so i cood pop my question about getting a different fone. *gulp* GOOD LUCK 2 ME!!!!
Ode to my Guinea Pig (my version of an ode)
I remember the first day,
When you first crossed my pathway.
It was cold and wet,
But it was gonna be good because you were soon to be my pet.
I see your face clearly, half black and half brown,
I remember the day when I made you your first crown.
I created tasty treats of apples, watermelon, and kale,
I imagined us together having a sale.(hee hee)
I took you to pet stores to buy your favorite food,
And check out the magezines that had just been issued.
We made paw paint pictures,
Wow, I did really loved her.
You got a stocking for Christamas,
Even you had little hats that made you look like a duchess.
Your cuteness something nobody could bear,
You were just something special and very rare.
Then it came, the dreaded day,
And it all began on a Monday.
You had to take antibodics because you had internal bleeding,
Magnifant Monday was the first day of your painful yet great week,
And I'll always remember your cute little squeak.
Tasty Tuesday was next to come,
I made you delicisous treats, yum yum!
The third day would be Wonderful Wednesday of royal treatment,
Where I would pay more attention to you and made should you were comforteble more than frequent.
Now it was your last day, Thoughtful Thrusday,
Where my friends and I made cards about how great you were.
On your last I told you how much I loved you and how much you ment to me,
But 6:35 pm on January 10th, 2008 your soul left your body and you left me. alone.
I cried until my eyes ran out of tears.
I cried until my eyes ran dry.
I cried until your body was hard.
I cry still to this day.
It was hard.
But your death brought to us new life.
January 12, 2008, we brought Snicker Doodles into our home.
But never worry, you'll never be replaced or be forgotten.
All that is left to say is: I love you.
A Dream in Hansel
I had a dream...
I was with my friend whose name i do not no. I nu that i wasn't in america any mor, i was in her country but didn't no what the country was called. So i asked
"what country is this" i asked
She gives me a surprised look, "Hansel" she replies
(that's a country?)"What?" is all i say
"Germany...." she says
"oh" i say
We laugh
(!@#$%^&*^%$#@$%^&*^%$#$%^&*&^%$#$%U&*^%$#@$%^&*&^%$#@#$mortuirfdyhugnjkvguierhfifnfu7fn mcviocm kd ser - that wa none of ur business (what just happened now when i was writing this)
her parents looked lik my 1 friends parents. They were sitting on a bench wit my friend. a group of boys wit baseball bats surrounded me. 1 grabbed my arms and spun me around while another took a swing at me wit the bat. I struggled as ppl walked by lik this happens evry day and they just don't care. The plaza was very crowded but quiet. I call 4 my friend and her parents 2 help me (HELP!) They finally notice and get up. They didn't come! I make the decision 2 fight back. I get hold of 1 of their bats ans smack 2 kid in the back of their head repeatedly until they all flee. I thro the bats they left behind really hard behind me. They fly about 50 ft in2 the air and a mile b hind me.
(WOW! i didn'y no i cood thro so hard)
my friend rushes ovr,"R u ok?"
Yeah i'm fine" i reply (thanks 2 helping)
and i can't remember anything else from there.
