Rad Moogle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
Once upon a time there was this guy.
He liked to steal stuff and pawn it off to pay his late rent.
A real anti-hero sort of guy.
So get this, he goes into a book shop and this suspicious old man in a robe gives him a book.
He gets sucked into the book when he tries to read it!
Dude it turns out the old man was a wizard.
He pulled the guy in so he could save their kingdom from some evil necromancer or some shit.
Dude they try to train him using swords and heavy armor and all that Jazz but he just WASN'T ANY GOOD!
Though, turns out, he was pretty handy with a blade on a chain.
Guess 'cause he wore chains on his pants and used them in sticky situations.
He also preferred chainmail and leather armor.
He was a total thief-class type guy. Turns out these legendary things. A weapon and armor I think? They form to fit the users 'style' so to speak. Plus they are the only thing to help against this evil dude's magic and minions and stuff.
So he sets out to find them. (which he does)
And he fights through waves of enemies and brings out the evil wizardly dude. THey fight and he gets his ass kicked. The hero I mean.
The wizard goes on some extensive monolouge on how pathetic he is. Then Mr. Thief-class uses his double image skill to sneak behind the nasty magician person without him noticing and gives him a good neck slashing.
Boom, anti-hero saves the day.
P.s. There's a whole growing love interest throughout the entire story and they share a passionate kiss after the final battle but also a bitter farewell because he has to return to his own world but then after he returns SHE'S THERE! She doesn't have any memory of him or the other world but it IS her. So they start over and live happily ever after.
Lol I did that with a chocolate Easter bunny and my grandmother said I was going to have a belly ache. I didn't believe her... A few hours later it started. Lasted for a good several hours. :S
Resident Dark Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
Hmm...
Okay, this happened a few years ago back in school. It was the Christmas party before winter break, and the glass played this game where I walked away with a bunch of candy. One of those pieces of candy was this big chocolate Santa. I ate the whole Santa on the bus ride home. The bus driver told me I'd pay for it later, but of course I brushed her off. Later that night though, I ended up with a huge stomach ache while watching this Christmas musical staring Angela Lansbury (I think that's how you spell it).
That's the best I could do on short notice. True story though.
Linku-kun
Rad Moogle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
@xXShayde WolfXx:
Fun Fact: That's a humorous and summarized version of a story I actually started to write in high school
xXShayde WolfXx
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
@Linku-kun:
(His rent is really late)
DUN DUN DUUUU-- *hangs up the phone and walks away* o___o
Last edited by iHazelWolf at 1:34:49 PM EST on December 20, 2012.
Linku-kun
Rad Moogle (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
Once upon a time there was this guy.
He liked to steal stuff and pawn it off to pay his late rent.
A real anti-hero sort of guy.
So get this, he goes into a book shop and this suspicious old man in a robe gives him a book.
He gets sucked into the book when he tries to read it!
Dude it turns out the old man was a wizard.
He pulled the guy in so he could save their kingdom from some evil necromancer or some shit.
Dude they try to train him using swords and heavy armor and all that Jazz but he just WASN'T ANY GOOD!
Though, turns out, he was pretty handy with a blade on a chain.
Guess 'cause he wore chains on his pants and used them in sticky situations.
He also preferred chainmail and leather armor.
He was a total thief-class type guy. Turns out these legendary things. A weapon and armor I think? They form to fit the users 'style' so to speak. Plus they are the only thing to help against this evil dude's magic and minions and stuff.
So he sets out to find them. (which he does)
And he fights through waves of enemies and brings out the evil wizardly dude. THey fight and he gets his ass kicked. The hero I mean.
The wizard goes on some extensive monolouge on how pathetic he is. Then Mr. Thief-class uses his double image skill to sneak behind the nasty magician person without him noticing and gives him a good neck slashing.
Boom, anti-hero saves the day.
P.s. There's a whole growing love interest throughout the entire story and they share a passionate kiss after the final battle but also a bitter farewell because he has to return to his own world but then after he returns SHE'S THERE! She doesn't have any memory of him or the other world but it IS her. So they start over and live happily ever after.
THE END! (his rent is really late)
Darkarax
Resident Dark Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
@xXShayde WolfXx:
O-O
How fast did you finish it?
The greatest fear is that of the unknown.
xXShayde WolfXx
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/20/12 | Reply
@Darkarax:
It was 2 feet
Darkarax
Resident Dark Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
@xXShayde WolfXx:
Yikes. Well, thank goodness for Rolaids I guess.
Was it an extremely large bunny?
The greatest fear is that of the unknown.
xXShayde WolfXx
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
@:
Must have been my grumpy face cuz I love donuts. x3
xXShayde WolfXx
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
@Darkarax:
Lol I did that with a chocolate Easter bunny and my grandmother said I was going to have a belly ache. I didn't believe her... A few hours later it started. Lasted for a good several hours. :S
xXShayde WolfXx
Otakuite++ | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
@Blindloverr713:
God damn those unicorns! No wonder my wishes never come true. >:I
Blindloverr713
Otaku Legend | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
Once upon a time in a land far away there was a fairy and a unicorn.
The unicorn ate the fairy.
The end.
Darkarax
Resident Dark Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/19/12 | Reply
Hmm...
Okay, this happened a few years ago back in school. It was the Christmas party before winter break, and the glass played this game where I walked away with a bunch of candy. One of those pieces of candy was this big chocolate Santa. I ate the whole Santa on the bus ride home. The bus driver told me I'd pay for it later, but of course I brushed her off. Later that night though, I ended up with a huge stomach ache while watching this Christmas musical staring Angela Lansbury (I think that's how you spell it).
That's the best I could do on short notice. True story though.
The greatest fear is that of the unknown.