I have talked with the greatest person in the world, and he is a self-proclaimed "white suburban rapper" who is obsessed with Jesus and Naruto Shippuden. Here's a pic for reference:

I want to be just like him when I grow up.

Just remember: if you're debating with someone, randomly putting WORDS in all caps is a surefire WAY to VICTORY. If you keep THAT in mind, you are already a step closer to being this guy.