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Name: Caitlin (ケイトリン)
Nicknames: Cate, Deidara, Dei, Clay, Cat, Emo Panda, Dei-chan, Dei-san, Senpai, Deiara, Kyuubi, Dei-Dei, D, Dei-kun, Die, Die-Die, CK, That weird emo, The emo, That girl who draws good, Werewolf, Boss, One-chan, Kitsune, Cait Cait, and others but are too long to go into
Birthday: April 12, 1995
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: X3 Taken <3
Likes: Friends, Anime, Akatsuki, Naruto, Pokemon, video games, drawing, writing, reading comics, Digimon, Manga, Death Note, Inuyasha, Bleach, Making up jutsu (Yes, I'm a Narutard and I get that bored), collecting Naruto stuff, taking personality quizzes, Cosplaying as an Akatsuki member, creating comics, Deidara, TV, and the list continues...
Dislikes: Pervs (That means you sickos that take advantage of people... because most of my friends, including me, are pervs XD) Preps, and Stray cats (THEY WON'T LEAVE!)
Weapons: Bamboo Staff, Pencils, markers, yardstick, and anything I can find...
Clubs I belong to: A lot
Current Art Projects Working on: (view posts) Anything else I'm currently forgetting (and or) is in my mind and will work on it later
What I'm Doing at this Moment: Things
TheO Buddys: (not put in any specific order even though they kinda died) ~~SandLover13, Sasukelover001, wolfdemonchild9, gaaragirl911, LunaLei, Hikari Mogami, SojiRem, imouto chan,~~ cheriblosomchibi, Otomi Babii, Naomi Bear, ~~Pikmin541, Kakashisgf, AngelsCryTo, gaaraskittygirl (actual friends in real life) ajLOVEStobi, Emo Dei Kyuubi, (actual friends in real life that aren't ever online) Jocex13, XxTatsuyaxRyuuxX~~
Enemies: None really... I've gotten over that.
Words I live by: Some come with depression... Some just blow up in our faces... Some come in the form of stress work or hysteria... Some come as a distraction just to lure us... Some come with laziess... And some come as frustration... Whichever form it may come, they're all EVIL and we, as artists, must NOT be over powered by the face of artist block... See that thing? Then scream, Run in circles, And kill it whichever way you choose. If you don't, YOU CATCH THE ARTIST BLOCK! D:
Cosplay: ~~Deidara, Inuyasha,~~ L, Near, Tamaki Suoh, Sebastian Michaelis, Alois Trancy, America, England, Prussia, Monobear, Eren Jaeger, Cry, 2p!Russia, Thor, Sweden, Markiplier, Hetalia Fandom

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~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!-

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　ししf_, )ノ Woof! Imma cat!

DRUGS ARE NOT FUNNY OR FUN Go Ask Alice

Now For Some AWESOME Quotes:

"Oh yeah... He looks so crazy. He's totally going to walk outside with that hair with a machete, and run around screaming 'IMMA CUT SOME BABIES!!!!!'" -Me

"Smell The Coffee Spiderman 2" -Cris

"I'm Julio! FEED ME BEANIE BABIES!!!!!" -Julio

"ケーキはうそです。 (The cake is a lie)" -Chris K.

"Okay class, today we are learning about... Batman. Now, what is Batman's real name?"
"Bruce Wayne!"
"Yes!"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO BRUCE WAYNE IS?!"
"I do know. I was just asking everyone."
"No, not you. *points to Taylor* She doesn't know who Batman is!"
"... *points to door* Get out." -Lincoln, Andrew, and Ian

"Okay... Now who is Batman's main enemy?"
"The Penguin!"
"The Joker."
"That's right, the Joker... Now, who is the Joker's girlfriend?"
"The Penguin! (has been saying this repeatedly)"
"Who said the Penguin?!" -Lincoln, Scott, and Ian

"Hey Ms. B."
"Lincoln, what are you doing?"
"... Teaching the class about Batman." -Lincoln and Mrs. Mulligan (Ms. B)

"There's only one phrase you need to say to get girls to cover their chests."
"Is it boobs?"
"No. I said phrase, that's a word."
"Then what is it?"
"I like boobs :D" -Ian and Joce

"*looks over and sees Joce, then rolls down truck window while driving past* THERE'S WALDO!"
"Really?!" -Me and Waldo (AKA Joce)

"I've got a question, and anyone feel free to answer it, but: Why is it when women sleep with a lot of men they are considered whores while when men sleep with a lot of women, they're considered awesome?"
"Well I have an answer to that, but let me put it this way: A key, that's a master key, is awesome because it can open any lock, but a lock that just opens with any key you put in- is a shitty lock." -Ian and Zach

"This chick did used to have boobs. They were of... *looks at Britney's chest then mine* ... considerable size."
"... I love how you just said that after staring at their boobs." -Ian and Joce

"If you don't want to see it, don't look. It's just like if you see me walking around naked, if you don't want to look, don't look." -Ian

"Do you know what a half hunter is?"
"A what?"
"A half hunter."
"A half hunter... A hunter that hunts after bodies if the head hunter doesn't get his way?"
"Clever... But it's a pocket watch." -Lincoln and Mrs. Mulligan

"Who decided one random day, 'Hey, I'm going to long divide!'?"
"I thought about that a long time ago... and finally decided it was a crazy person." -Lincoln and Mrs. Mulligan

"I'm sad..."
"Why are you sad?"
"I died..."
"Then how are you still here?"
"... Um..."
"Are you a figment of my imagination?"
"... Let's go with that." -Chris K. and Me

"Kenny! Where should your butt be?"
"In your pants" -Mrs. Mulligan and Gary

"Lincoln! Where were you?"
"Kicking Storm Trooper's asses" - Andrew and Lincoln

"Wow the entire night was crazy. My brother and his girlfriend went into his room and closed the door behind them and I sat on the couch and played Pokemon." -Zach

"I doughnut feel like twerking on French homework." -Denny

"THEY WERE OUT OF APPLE JUICE SO I HAD TO GET SUNNY D. YOU KNOW WHAT THE D STANDS FOR? IT STANDS FOR "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M NOT APPLE JUICE"" -Me

"Always remember to reverse-gyrate your way out of bathrooms... for everyone's safety." -Markiplier

Created By DeidaraNarutoClan

50 Ways How to Annoy People

I got bored and came up with these in class. These are Fifty Ways How to Annoy People!

Bring a sock puppet to dinner with you (either that or just bring yourself)

When your waiter comes and asks you what you want to eat, make a conversation with the sock or your own hand.

After you eat, argue with your sock puppet on who’s going to pay the bill really loud so the entire restaurant can hear you.

Then, throw the sock down and say “Fine! You pay the bill!”

Name your dog “Dog”

Shout random numbers when someone is counting

Point or poke at someone and continuously say “Kira”

Say “Believe it” after every sentence you say

Walk up to random people and ask them if they have the Philosopher’s Stone

Take someone’s jewelry and throw it away after looking at it

Continuously sing the Batman theme song (or any theme song you know)

Trap someone in the same room with Tobi (Or someone similar)

Act like you’re blind and randomly run into things

Put a lamp shade on your head and run around saying “It’s the end of the world! The sun died!”

Run around the room and shout “rape” for no reason

Lick your friend’s face for no reason

Say their face tastes like a lollipop

Erase your friend’s game data when they leave the room

Put a mask on and run around saying “I’m a good boy/girl”

When talking to a girl, call her dude

Visit your friend’s classroom (if they are in school or they are a teacher) while wearing an animal suit and say “Hey (insert your friend’s name here), I need to talk to you”

Go up to Sasuke fangirls and say “Sasgay” and/or “SasukexNaruto”

Draw a mouth on both the palms of your hands (If you don’t have a mouth there already) and say “Talk to the hand”

Lick your food and say it’s yours

Put your pants on your head, put your t-shirt on your waist, and say “It’s a new fashion statement”

Continuously flip the light switch on and off, then after a while say “I get it!”

Drag your best friend everywhere you go

Recite all the lines that were in movies you’ve watched a thousand times

When someone falls asleep, draw on their face

Video tape one of your friends (I recommend a boy) falling for the puppy dog face

Post blackmail on the internet where everyone can see it

Attempt to force your religion (or your made up religion) on people

Randomly say “It’s all your fault”

Try and copy your friend’s homework answers before they realize what you’re doing (My friend Keith/Itachi/Hitachi tries doing this whenever we have homework and we are in yearbook club cuz we basically have the same classes although we aren’t exactly in the same class)

Say random jokes about Wisconsin, Minnesota, Florida, Bangkok, or any other state, city, or country (Don’t ask, I’ve heard random jokes about these places in yearbook club)

Gather up some explosives, activate them, and throw the explosives randomly until you get a good idea (This was off of Family Guy and I liked that idea, so whenever I was stuck, I’d say: “Toby, hand me my thinking explosives!” either that or stick my thumb in my mouth… I’ve honestly developed a bad habit of doing this)

Chase after a red laser-light and try to catch it

On a drive in your vehicle with people inside, point and shout out everything you see

Put your books on a leash and drag them along at school saying “My books needed a walk”

Sing the Meow Mix song (The meowing version)

Sing the Meow Mix song lyrics (I like chicken. I like liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow… Meow)

Continually ask your friend if he/she is gay

Ask your friend if you could have a food item they have and before they can answer, grab the item and shove it in your mouth

After someone gets married and they kiss shout out “You know that he’s gay right?!”

Of course the all popular, ask “Are we there yet?” every few minutes when you’re in a vehicle with many people

When someone is talking, go behind them and make faces while they’re still talking and make sure you aren’t caught

Ask stupid, retarded questions like “How’d that giant glowing thing get in the sky?”

Randomly shout “Lucky Charms and Cheerios are a part of every balanced breakfast”

Throwing a dodgeball at someone's face for no reason and then when they ask you why'd you do that, respond "I tried to catch you with my pok'e ball

And finally, making fun of L by dressing him up as a girl or anything else that’s insulting

And those were the 50 Ways How to Annoy People.

~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!-

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