I got bored and came up with these in class. These are Fifty Ways How to Annoy People!
- Bring a sock puppet to dinner with you (either that or just bring yourself)
- When your waiter comes and asks you what you want to eat, make a conversation with the sock or your own hand.
- After you eat, argue with your sock puppet on who’s going to pay the bill really loud so the entire restaurant can hear you.
- Then, throw the sock down and say “Fine! You pay the bill!”
- Name your dog “Dog”
- Shout random numbers when someone is counting
- Point or poke at someone and continuously say “Kira”
- Say “Believe it” after every sentence you say
- Walk up to random people and ask them if they have the Philosopher’s Stone
- Take someone’s jewelry and throw it away after looking at it
- Continuously sing the Batman theme song (or any theme song you know)
- Trap someone in the same room with Tobi (Or someone similar)
- Act like you’re blind and randomly run into things
- Put a lamp shade on your head and run around saying “It’s the end of the world! The sun died!”
- Run around the room and shout “rape” for no reason
- Lick your friend’s face for no reason
- Say their face tastes like a lollipop
- Erase your friend’s game data when they leave the room
- Put a mask on and run around saying “I’m a good boy/girl”
- When talking to a girl, call her dude
- Visit your friend’s classroom (if they are in school or they are a teacher) while wearing an animal suit and say “Hey (insert your friend’s name here), I need to talk to you”
- Go up to Sasuke fangirls and say “Sasgay” and/or “SasukexNaruto”
- Draw a mouth on both the palms of your hands (If you don’t have a mouth there already) and say “Talk to the hand”
- Lick your food and say it’s yours
- Put your pants on your head, put your t-shirt on your waist, and say “It’s a new fashion statement”
- Continuously flip the light switch on and off, then after a while say “I get it!”
- Drag your best friend everywhere you go
- Recite all the lines that were in movies you’ve watched a thousand times
- When someone falls asleep, draw on their face
- Video tape one of your friends (I recommend a boy) falling for the puppy dog face
- Post blackmail on the internet where everyone can see it
- Attempt to force your religion (or your made up religion) on people
- Randomly say “It’s all your fault”
- Try and copy your friend’s homework answers before they realize what you’re doing (My friend Keith/Itachi/Hitachi tries doing this whenever we have homework and we are in yearbook club cuz we basically have the same classes although we aren’t exactly in the same class)
- Say random jokes about Wisconsin, Minnesota, Florida, Bangkok, or any other state, city, or country (Don’t ask, I’ve heard random jokes about these places in yearbook club)
- Gather up some explosives, activate them, and throw the explosives randomly until you get a good idea (This was off of Family Guy and I liked that idea, so whenever I was stuck, I’d say: “Toby, hand me my thinking explosives!” either that or stick my thumb in my mouth… I’ve honestly developed a bad habit of doing this)
- Chase after a red laser-light and try to catch it
- On a drive in your vehicle with people inside, point and shout out everything you see
- Put your books on a leash and drag them along at school saying “My books needed a walk”
- Sing the Meow Mix song (The meowing version)
- Sing the Meow Mix song lyrics (I like chicken. I like liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow… Meow)
- Continually ask your friend if he/she is gay
- Ask your friend if you could have a food item they have and before they can answer, grab the item and shove it in your mouth
- After someone gets married and they kiss shout out “You know that he’s gay right?!”
- Of course the all popular, ask “Are we there yet?” every few minutes when you’re in a vehicle with many people
- When someone is talking, go behind them and make faces while they’re still talking and make sure you aren’t caught
- Ask stupid, retarded questions like “How’d that giant glowing thing get in the sky?”
- Randomly shout “Lucky Charms and Cheerios are a part of every balanced breakfast”
- Throwing a dodgeball at someone's face for no reason and then when they ask you why'd you do that, respond "I tried to catch you with my pok'e ball
- And finally, making fun of L by dressing him up as a girl or anything else that’s insulting
And those were the 50 Ways How to Annoy People.
~Deidara
-What starts as art becomes an explosion-
-Art is a BANG un!-
