Author's note: First off, I in no way, shape, or form, own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, I am not using this to make a profit, and lastly, I wrote this for fun, for you guys! On the next page, you'll see the actual dialogue for the actual episode, while on the next...is my parody of it. My version is just a little something I made up when I was EXTREMELY bored. By the way, I used censorship, since that's my writing style. Also, when I write something in italics that means that the person is thinking! Thank you for taking the time to read my fanfiction!