Ryoko's Revenge

-In a freshman hallway... (5:47 PM)-

"Jeez, what gives? How come I was all alone in the clubroom with Haruhi? I mean really...Hey, maybe that was a good thing...NO! UGH! TANAGUCHI, GET OUT OF YOUR TWISTED FANTASIES! Hm...but why was Haruhi passed out? Well, whatever. Since they apparently abandoned me, I might as well go home. Oh man! I really wanted to visit more with Mikuru..." Tanaguchi said sadly.

Tanaguchi gathered his things out of his locker. "MAN! I'm thirsty!"

Tanaguchi headed towards the water fountain, but when he bent down to get a drink...he noticed that beautiful, orange locks of hair had fallen in front of his eyes!

"What? Since when did I have orange hair? No, Tanaguchi, it's just your imagination...Just head home, and everything will be fine."

Tanaguchi started running down the hallway. "Hm...why does my chest feel all...heavy?"

He was just about to reach the door, when he passed a vending machine. He had seen his reflection, except, it wasn't him! "OH MY GOSH! I'M A CHICK! AND NOT JUST ANY CHICK, I'M MIKURU ASAHINA!"

Tanaguchi had a giant grin on his face, and proceeded to hug himself...

"I'M IN HEAVEN!" Tanaguchi kept smiling, and hugging himself, and then began shedding tears of joy. But soon, his happiness would end...for he had fainted. (As Kyon said, he didn't contain himself!)