Ryoko's Revenge

-In the library... (5:55 PM)-

"So, what did you guys do to Mikuru this time? Look at her, I found her sprawled out in a hallway, PASSED OUT! Did you make her get another computer or something? I mean look at her...She's got tears in her eyes!" Tsuruya asked.

"That's typical for Asahina-san, but wait...How exactly did Tsuruya know about the computer incident, and that we were here in the library? Very odd..." Kyon thought.

"Well, any explanation?" Tsuruya said impatiently.

"We didn't do anything to her...WAIT! Nagato, Koizumi, that's Tanaguchi, not Mikuru!" Kyon shouted.

Yuki and Itsuki agreed.

"W-w-what the heck are you guys talking about? This is Mikuru!" Tsuruya said nervously.

"Hey...How's everybody doing? That was some party, huh guys?" Tanaguchi said sleepily.

"W-w-what's going on? What happened to Mikuru?" Tsuruya cried.

"Hey, a chick! SoOoOo...How are you doing this fine day Miss-"

Tsuruya slapped Tanaguchi.

"Okay...I see...B-but why?" Tsuruya stuttered.

"Allow me to explain the situation." Yuki replied.

The room got very quiet.

"We have seemed to switch bodies. I have switched with Itsuki, as you can see. Haruhi and Kyon have switched, and lastly, Tanaguchi and Mikuru have switched. The cause of this is unknown."

Tsuruya burst into laughter. "Y-you're meaning to tell me that Mikuru's Tanaguchi? Hahahahhahaha!"

"Yes." Yuki stated in a monotone voice.

"Hahahahahahahaha! Hey, can I help you guys find Mikuru then?" Tsuruya asked.

"Uh...Sure." Kyon said.

"Yipee!" Tsuruya seemed excited.

"You know, in a way, she reminds me of Haruhi..." Kyon thought.

"Well, we'd better get started. How about we split up, it'll be easier." Itsuki suggested.

"Good idea!" Tsuruya said.

"Tsuruya and Kyon, you two go together, and Yuki and I will be a group. Is that okay with you two?" Itsuki asked.

"Uh...Sure. Sounds good to me." Kyon replied.

"Remember we have to meet Miss Suzumiya at 6:30, sharp!" Itsuki added.

"Yep, see you guys later!" Kyon replied.

"Let's go Kyon-kun!" Tsuruya said with confidence.

"Kyon-kun? OH GREAT! EVERYONE'S CALLING ME THAT NOW! R-right!"