GERMANY AND RUSSIA

I took a quiz thingie ma bob to see what characters I'd be and I am apparently Germany and Russia. Then I took another one and I got England. let's get this trait I hate England. I was hoping for Japan. T_T why does Japan hate me?

ME: Hey, Germany?

GERMANY: YES, WHAT IS IT?

ME: *QUE SWEAT DROP* Why doesn't Japan like me?

GERMANY: HOW SHOULD I KNOW.

ME: -_- ...... YOU'RE MEAN< GERMANY.

GERMANY: GO AWAY, ENGLAND.

ME: RUSSIA!!!!!!!!! GERMANY IS BEING MEAN!!!!!!!!

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