Ki's Rant +snippet+

Another little snippet I wrote >.> Ki is an angry angry person :0

In the darkest shadows of an alley a concealed figure smirked showing white teeth through the blackness "I am a creature of darkness and the night. It is not your place to know who I am"
Blue eyes glaring, the slender girl paced towards the voice. As she approached it she pulled something out of her pocket and made a quick stabbing motion towards the voice.
"OW!" It yelled lunging at its brown-haired attacker who quickly side-stepped. "Did you just stab me in the arm with a pencil?? What in HELL is wrong with you!?" the figure revealed to be another girl with her head shaved bald with the exception of two pigtails declared.
The other girl sneered pushing her narrow-framed glasses up higher onto her nose "What's wrong with me you ask? What's wrong with ME? I'll tell you what's wrong with ME."
The other girl stepped back slightly.
"You know that nasty we encountered earlier? The one that nearly killed me and totally outranked me power-wise?? That kind of thing is NORMAL for me. My best friend is an evil witch who's prone to going on destructive rampages I'm the only one who can easily snap her out of. The process of which I might add normally involves me going through a field of magical bolts that could easily kill me if one actually managed to hit me. My girlfriend's older sister is an over-powered half-dragon who's favorite hobby in the world is molesting me. And, my father...let me tell you about my father Kirelli. My father was a rather powerful demon. He got that way despite having an only slightly less negligible amount of demon blood then myself via a rather vicious ritual which involved KILLING my mother by the way. Jerk wanted me to undergo the same ritual. I wound up killing him with a kitchen knife. A KITCHEN KNIFE. Who the crap kills demons with kitchen knives?? That's not even the end of it! Almost everyone I know is far more powerful then me either from rank, power, or both. Not only that, I seem to be the designated victim! Whenever some nasty creature decides it holds a grudge against ANYONE who has a passing fondness for me and I wind up kidnapped like some pathetic female from an insipid fantasy novel!"
A small furry creature crept up at the ranter's feet. She leaned over and picked up the tan ferret scratching it on the head before it settled around her shoulders.
"Not only that! What power I DO have is either only good for imbuing objects with some limited abilities or will drive me insane! I'm part of a freaking prophecy to destroy the universe! Therefore, weird beings I can't even imagine want me dead or enslaved for some weird prophecy. Which is made worse by me being pretty much incapable of using the very power they so covet. When some insipid little snit who seems to have their mind-set stuck on high-school goth who's actually WEAKER then me pops up trying to intimidate me due to the fact that she's one of the ONLY people that my friend the witch doesn't actually want to sleep with...well quite frankly it really pisses me off. I'm more of a creature of darkness then you'll ever be you egotistical slut...and I wear WHITE a good chunk of the time." She ran a hand trying to smooth her now ruffled and static ridden hair. "Good. Night." Stalking inside the nearby building she slammed the door leaving Kirelli standing there shocked and slightly bleeding.