Fun facts

Funny math

yes i am saying math is funny and for once that is the point. but it isnt the math its self that makes it funny, its what math makes you do. Now there are many people who understand math out there, but im not one of them. as i said before math is out to get me. it seems that math is needed to do a lot of the things that interest me. i cant do anything beyond simple math, and i know if you think about it all math is simple. ok ill get to the funny part, when i was little and my step mum was trying to introduce me to division i was terrified of the equation and hid under the bench. yeah im totally silly like that.

funny times,

i apologize for my slacking on funny things.

so we played catch the drip on our Marques gas tank this week,and no thats not the funny part. while we where getting parts for the many things we need to fix, we saw another Marques. This one looked older and we gawked at it. so far we have only spotted two others in the town, but thats not the point. as we started to pull out an old man came out of the shop. This man was could hardily walk even with his cane. we believe that he may very well be older than the car in both human and car years, Its a miracle in its self that they have both stayed on the road for this long.

Special thanx to the funny old guy and his car, may we see him again and have a long conversation about the car.

Funny water

as you eye the drink i just gave you, you ask is this some of your"funny water" but no, its not. that water is from the good well. the funny water i am about to tell you about is fresh ground water from one of our wells at the ranch. so i was told that well water is better than tap,but i wouldn't use the word soft for this drink. the well water was the kind of hard that made it seem like i was swallowing rocks. Don't get me wrong it tasted just fine, and wasn't a underground moonshine. it seemed like normal water, but i would have to break the water into smaller pieces first so i didn't choke.

Funny phrases

so once again i have something for you, and no you can't leave yet! This time i want to share my funny phrases that i made after watching some anime, i have been using some in my speech already, and i plan to make more. when i do make more i will add them to this post, but until then you can use these ones. If you have any of your own that seem to fit like these do, tell me in your comment!

Oh my shinigami!
(from bleach, used instead of the usual oh my god)

[LUFFIFIED]
(the single word used to describe a one piece version of yourself thinking something is completely awesome!)

these ones are not mine, but need to be stated because i may use them suddenly!

Flashily
(the one piece word to describe your existence)

DRINK!
(the one piece abridged word that can be substituted in for any thing you don't wand to talk about, used to change topic)

*EXXOD KISSES*
which is a sudden stolen kiss on the forehead,

*EXXOD HUGZ*
is the random hugging of some one who needed or deserved a hug

(Griffly long)
the really long scream NOOOOOOOO! as demonstrated by Griff in Red vs. Blue

Funny conversations,

Now you've got it in your head that i talk funny? well it just so happens that i absolutely love to mock things that i like. My teacher, yes i move to the funny part. My one teacher calls people "Hun" and "dear" all the time and if your nice she'll say "your a peach". well that isn't as funny as i make it out to be, until i tell you what i would say back. After a pleasant day of making huns i would say "pretty soon we'll have enough peaches and dear to feed all the huns" i had remembered that when a friend on Gaia started calling me hun. and upon telling my friend about the huns, i was encouraged to post at once!
If you have someone who has a fun was of addressing people, then please i encourage you to tell me in a comment!

*special note to my teacher,* your huns are strong and ready for battle!