Fun facts

Funny water

as you eye the drink i just gave you, you ask is this some of your"funny water" but no, its not. that water is from the good well. the funny water i am about to tell you about is fresh ground water from one of our wells at the ranch. so i was told that well water is better than tap,but i wouldn't use the word soft for this drink. the well water was the kind of hard that made it seem like i was swallowing rocks. Don't get me wrong it tasted just fine, and wasn't a underground moonshine. it seemed like normal water, but i would have to break the water into smaller pieces first so i didn't choke.

Funny phrases

so once again i have something for you, and no you can't leave yet! This time i want to share my funny phrases that i made after watching some anime, i have been using some in my speech already, and i plan to make more. when i do make more i will add them to this post, but until then you can use these ones. If you have any of your own that seem to fit like these do, tell me in your comment!

Oh my shinigami!
(from bleach, used instead of the usual oh my god)

[LUFFIFIED]
(the single word used to describe a one piece version of yourself thinking something is completely awesome!)

these ones are not mine, but need to be stated because i may use them suddenly!

Flashily
(the one piece word to describe your existence)

DRINK!
(the one piece abridged word that can be substituted in for any thing you don't wand to talk about, used to change topic)

*EXXOD KISSES*
which is a sudden stolen kiss on the forehead,

*EXXOD HUGZ*
is the random hugging of some one who needed or deserved a hug

(Griffly long)
the really long scream NOOOOOOOO! as demonstrated by Griff in Red vs. Blue

Funny conversations,

Now you've got it in your head that i talk funny? well it just so happens that i absolutely love to mock things that i like. My teacher, yes i move to the funny part. My one teacher calls people "Hun" and "dear" all the time and if your nice she'll say "your a peach". well that isn't as funny as i make it out to be, until i tell you what i would say back. After a pleasant day of making huns i would say "pretty soon we'll have enough peaches and dear to feed all the huns" i had remembered that when a friend on Gaia started calling me hun. and upon telling my friend about the huns, i was encouraged to post at once!
If you have someone who has a fun was of addressing people, then please i encourage you to tell me in a comment!

*special note to my teacher,* your huns are strong and ready for battle!

Funny ways of eating

oh no i just saw you face palm! your saying this has got to be the lamest thing i have said yet. well how many people have odd eating habits? my dad used to sort of growl when he ate, but thats now whats so funny this time. This time i have to say that No one eats marshmallows like Mortica! or at least no one not in a commercial, i had these big marshmallows and gave her one. the wind was blowing as we walked down the road and suddenly she turns toward the wind, shifts her hair, and takes a bite like she was at a photo shoot! now no body eats like that in real life!
now, i know you all know someone who has a funny eating habit, so i welcome you to share in a comment!

Funny doc

so whats funny about this doctor? i can see your very irritated now, but i just have to tell you. when my grandpa was in the hospital there was only one doctor qualified to do this specific surgery. this doctor whom we thought his name was Montanan, looked the part. unlike the other doctor this one wore tight jeans,and cowboy boots. he was so old he was swaying with the air conditioning. he had a belt buckle with a bulls skull on it, and when he spoke you were afraid he might say, "don't worry alls he needed was a piece of horse hair and bottle of jack". my grandma had said she was surprised he didn't walk like the one guy in Rango,*lifts leg parallel to floor then stakes a step*. Later we found out that he prescribed a good walk once a day for healing.