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hetalia letter XD

stolen from nica624~~
ohoho~~

another hetalia related post
i'm a hetalia fanatic!!

haha, this letter is sooo random, Mary is gonna crack out if she'll see it!!

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Dear Mary,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania has a secretobsessionover brad Pitt(lol, that was random). I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Russia is allergic to your earlobes. Go milk a cow,
Kim
P.S. - France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Dear (name of friend),
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but (1) (2). I realized this when you were (3) with (4). I'm sure you're (5) enough to understand that (6) (7).
(8),
(Your name)
P.S. - (9) (10), just thought you should know.

Ok, now that you've looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions and put the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.
Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - America
Red - England
White - China
Black - Lithuania
Green- Japan
Grey - Greece
Yellow - Turkey
Pink - Sweden
Brown - Poland
Purple - Iceland
No shirt - France
Other – Russia

2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secretobsessionover brad Pitt
August - is really a unicorn
September - loves sniffing sharpies
October - and you are going to be dating
November - is really a leprechaun
December - has frozen to death

3) Which food do you prefer?
Pasta - invading Austria
Burritos - kicking puppies
Ramen - assasinating George Bush
Salad - getting your nails done
Tacos - learning to fly
Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Sealand
Red - Finland
Black - Russia
Blue - Latvia
Purple - America
White - Austria
Grey - France
Brown - China
Orange - Korea
Pink - Japan
Barefoot - Rome
Other – Hungary

5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat – Shamed

6)What's the color of your shirt?
Black - Cuba
White - Russia
Grey - Lithuania
Brown - Denmark
Purple - Poland
Red - Sweden
Blue - America
Yellow - England
Orange - France
Pink - Canada
Other– China

7)Your mood right now?
Happy - is about to set your house on fire
Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama
Bored - is planning his revenge on you
Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish
Depressed - is going to eat your cookies
Excited - is secretlyan F.B.I agent
Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning
Worried - is in love with your pet goat
Apathetic - believes he can fly
Silly - is allergic to your earlobes
Other - loves Hello Kitty

8)Which country would you want to vacation at?
England- Go drown yourself
America - Best of luck with the sex-change
France - Love you always
Spain - Somewhere over the rainbow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
China - I hate your face
Japan - Go milk a cow
Germany- Please don't hurt me
Italy- Pasta with love

9)What is your hair color?
Brown - Poland
Black - France
Blonde - England
White/Grey - Russia
Bald - Rome
Red/Orange - China
Other/Dyed – America

10)What is your eye color?
Green- thinks you need serious mental help
Blue- will never love you
Brown- is out to get you
Black- stole all the food in your fridge
Hazel- is tied up in my closet
Other - hates you