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The National Blather Service has issued a Severe CitrusStorm Warning for the following area(s):
The world.

Expect torrential downpours of tropical insanity, especially in the morning and evening hours.

Thoughts about Pie

Your bed is sort of like a pie, right? You climb under the crust and get all toasty. Then the fork wakes you up with a BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP and you get ripped from your doughy refuge and thrust into the mouth of the morning! =D

I forgot where I was going with this.