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One of the most fun things ever

You know what's not fun?

Annoying telemarketers/survey takers that call your house when you're trying to relax.

You know what IS fun?

Answering annoying telemarketers/survey takers that call your house when you're trying to relax... in Japanese!

The following is a transcript of a real conversation that I had with a survey taker. Your mileage may vary.

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*phone rings, I answer*

Me: Moshi moshi, Tanaka desu. [Hello, this is Tanaka.]

Guy: ...Hello?

Me: Hai! [Yes!]

Guy: Hello sir, would you like to participate in a survey today?

Me: Eh, sumimasen... Eigo wo hanashimasen. [Uh, I'm sorry... I don't speak English.]

Guy: ...So would you like to take the survey?

Me: Iie, kekko desu. [No, I'm fine.]

Guy: What year were you born, sir?

Me: Etto... anata wa kaizoku desu ka? [Um... are you a pirate?]

Guy: ...Ok, I'll just call back later.

Me: Arigatou! [Thanks!]

*guy hangs up, my family bursts out laughing*

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