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Meme thing pilfered from Demi

So I borrowed this meme from the resident Queen of Mustaches for no real reason other than it's 10:30 right now and I have absolutely nothing else to do. Seems like a fun little thing, let's see what kind of thingy I'm most like.

~VAMPIRE~
[ ] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. (My blood tastes funky, like 'eck I'd like it.)
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You're graceful, light, AND can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[ ] You're more active at night.

Total: 3 (Hmmm, not much of voompire, am I?)

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you'd gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[x] You have strong/long nails. (They are strong. They are forces of nature. .___.)
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.
[ ] You tend to be the dominate one in a relationship.

Total: 1 (Though I'm not sure how long/strong nails applies to an incubus...)

~WEREWOLF~

[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs. (I see one and I'm like "DOGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY")
[x] You're fairly sturdy in stature. (Powerful legs, man, powerful legs.)
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.

Total: 6 (Huh... I'm doggy-like.)

~NEKO(half-cat)/WERECAT~

[x] You love cats.
[ ] You're light and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[x] You like chasing things.
[x] You're an excellent hunter.

Total: 6 (Evidently, kind of catlike too...)

~ZOMBIE~
[x] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[x] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don't get much sleep.

Total: 4 (Watch me walk, watch me walk like a zahmbie)

~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[ ] You're invisible.
[x] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[x] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total: 8 (GHOSTY-TOASTY)

~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[x] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[x] You like the idea of being insane. (I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it!)

Total: 2 (Only slightly ghoulish.)

~WITCH~

[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

Total: 0 (Not big surprise, really.)

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[x] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. (Temporarily leavin' 'em where they drop.)

Total: 6 (Somewhat half shape-shifting... that'd look weird.)

~DEMON~

[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan. ('Tis more fun to reject him.)
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads. (Though it's never out of spite; more playful, really.)
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.

Total: 0 (Admittedly, I do enjoy puzzling people from time to time, but I rather despise demons.)

~ANGEL~

[x] You're a good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[x] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone. (I can try, but it's almost impossible.)
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[x] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[x] You love God.

Total: 8 (But not in the outfield; I'm a shortstop.)

~FAERIE/ELF~

[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[x] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[x] You don't HATE anyone.
[ ] You like long hair.

Total: 4 (Yeeeeaahh, not really elf material.)

So in the end, I'm tied between ghost and angel. So I'm a ghost angel, then? Sounds kind of cool.