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The National Blather Service has issued a Severe CitrusStorm Warning for the following area(s):
The world.

Expect torrential downpours of tropical insanity, especially in the morning and evening hours.

Nothing wakes you up like blood in the carpet

Little math problem for you all:

Glass display case by the base of the bed + exuberant leap to start the day = ???

I was cleaning over the weekend, and I had moved a display case where I keep some One Piece figures at the base of my bed. Completely forgetting about it this morning left me with shards everywhere and a couple lacerations on my foot. I've had it elevated for most of today. -____-

The strange part was that I didn't feel any pain. I heard the crash, I turn on the light, I look at my heel, and there's blood everywhere. When it comes to waking you up, it's better than coffee, let me tell you.

It'll probably be better tomorrow. Here's hoping, anyway.