Welcome to Failtastick Fandoms, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
This world is dedicated to the ridiculous side of anime, where 15 year old girls are "burdened" with jello-textured double d's, villains sport black feathers, and hair defies all laws of physics.
I hope that while reading you get a chuckle and stop to appreciate the things that make it all the more enjoyable to have fun otakuing.

Because You're Worth It.

Ever start watching or reading a series only to stop on the first episode/page because a particular character's luscious locks are just so fantabulous that it stuns you into a eternal shampoo commercial coma? Seriously,who hasn't done this at least twice? I thought it might be helpful to give you a visual list of these spectacularly physics defying doos so that you know what too look out for next time you feel like going into a Herbal Essence stupor. I numbered them for your viewing pleasure, I wish I could have put the names right on the pic but sadly there was no room.

1. Amish Homeschooler
2. Oreohead
3. If You Touch my Spikes they Break off Like Icicles.
4. Ran Out of Gel
5. Squirrel Nest
6. Elvis on Viagra
7. I Killed a Porcupine and Stuck it on My Head
8. Doesn't Shower
9. Doesn't Shower Brunette
10. Japanese Spock
11. I Stand Under a Wind Tunnel Every Morning
12. If you Yank My Bangs my Eyes Bulge Out
13. If I Flap My Hair Hard Enough I can Take You to Neverland
14. Woman in a Cheap Man Costume
15. Man in a Cheap Woman Costume
16. I'm to Chicken to Kill a Porcupine so I settled for Stray Cat Roadkill
17. Deflated Wig
18. One Spike Fell Down Over my Face
19. Japanese Snape
20. Hope No One Notices my Hair is Straw
21. Gay Jewish Vampire Hunter
22. I Can Pop 13 Balloons at Once
23. Wanted to be YU-GI-OH but too Cheap for Dye

Hope this helps! Have fun otaku-ing!