Welcome to Failtastick Fandoms, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
This world is dedicated to the ridiculous side of anime, where 15 year old girls are "burdened" with jello-textured double d's, villains sport black feathers, and hair defies all laws of physics. 
I hope that while reading you get a chuckle and stop to appreciate the things that make it all the more enjoyable to have fun otakuing.
and how to get some tail. In the anime/manga world of course. This post is for your benefit so you do not go into this hypothetical dating pool like this:
While anime/manga is, needless to say, lax with sexual morality, you do not want to make the blunder of giving the first impression of being a deranged maniac. Save that for when you meet the family.
1. By no choice of your own, become a half demon or a magical girl or something like that. The trick however, is to want none of this, and instead try to "lead a normal school life" or "focus on the people I love". The hot and very available singles will some racing to your side, ready to "help you through this" and "always be strong for you". You of course, will want none of it. Alas, you are doomed to a life of stalkers, sexy opponents, and endless fanservice.AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW!!!
2. If you are a guy, look like a chick. I mentioned this before in my previous post and you are more than welcome to pick and choose from the 8 bland stereotypes to mold your personality too.
3. If you are a girl, have enormous breasts. What's sexier than sclerosis and silicon poisoning, amiright!?
4. Crossdress. The anime/manga crowd is always all over this. I mean, I don't know about you, but a man's hairy legs poking out of a miniskirt sure gets me excited. And nothing says "come and get it" quite like a girl in unwashed men's overalls. Seriously though, what you need to be is someone who is extremely secure in their sexuality and cross-dresses for a purpose. This can be anything from being close to the one you love to making sure your best friend's hand rolled fudge gets first in the big fudge contest. Whatever the motive, the available hotties will come in hoards. So gender-bend like you are in the Pro-Bending finals.
5. Have a super hot alter ego for your crush to fall in love with. They are basically falling for you. Same difference. Really.
6. Be the most sexist, loud, obnoxious, reckless, and impulsive person on the planet BUT with a heart of gold <3. The love will flow like cheap champagne at senior week. No one can resist a heart of gold. Even if the gold rubs off and and makes your skin green. Also is made in China.
7. Be a computer nerd/hacker. You roll your eyes, sure, but you are thinking about the real world. In the real world, you would hunch over at a screen for hours trying not to go blind from the glare off your thick-rimmed glasses as you anticipate your next finger cramp. In manga/anime, you are a technological wizard-god-dragon who can summon armies of yu-gi-oh style monsters to defeat the Godzilla viruses in Matrix-like battles on a landscape of endless glowing green circuitry! So like Batman meets Gandalf. Better get some rope cause your gonna have one long line in a matter of gigaseconds. Legit.
8. Be the normal person in a group of extraordinary people. Examples: become a wizard but really suck at magic, go to superhero school but have no powers, or be a vampire but prefer tomato juice. This works so much better if you just want to focus on being a good person and care about the ones you love. Be happy, innocent, unassuming, and have no flaws except for being lazy or something like that. Basically, be a piece of toast. Who doesn't love toast?!
9. Be a twin (awww yeeahhhh). Preferably a twin with an evil twin. Or be the evil twin. Whatever as long as there's two of you. Twins rock they are automatically sexy. I, of course, am coming from a completely unbiased standpoint. :) . . . Seriously though, twins are super special awesome you want to date one.
And that concludes my list! I hope now you would feel prepared going into the anime/manga dating pool. Please feel free to add any additional ways to get a anime/manga date in the comments section.
As always, have fun otaku-ing!
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