It seems to me that the best place to start with this is my parents. They are literally in control of every aspect of my life. They decide everything that I do, including what TV shows I'm allowed to watch. I'm not even allowed to watch PG13 movies yet.

So now you're probably thinking, "Ok, this kid must be like twelve years old" right? Well, shockingly, I'm fifteen going on sixteen...honest. Sure I've seen a couple of PG13 movies, but I mean, come on, do Harry Potter and Pirates of the Carribean really count? Yeah, I didn't think so.

As you can see, my parents are insanely strict. I know virtually nothing of what's really going on in the world. People will try to start a conversation with me by asking me if I've seen some sort of movie or like a certain singer or whatever and I'll have no clue what they're talking about. I think the most recent one was, "Hey, do you like Kanye West?" My reply was, "Who? The name sounds familiar, but I have no idea who you're talking about?" (I actually just had to google them to remember what they're name was. I was thinking Keyona West or something like that.) *sigh* Apparently he or she is a very famous singer-type person as I got a very loud, "OMG?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! GUYS, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO KANYE WEST IS!!!" So of course the whole class turns around in awe and gawks at me for the rest of the class period. ...and people wonder why I never talk.

I blame my parents. They have sheltered me from the world. I've seen like five PG13 movies total, can't watch anything on adult swim except for bleach & death note, and can't even talk to boys outside of school. ...Actually, I hate to think how they'd react if they saw this.

Well, if you're interested, I can tell you more about my secluded and sheltered life and some of the weird things that happen to me.