There are some things I'm good at, and somethings I'm bad at. One of those things would be fan fiction. But! What I am good at how ever, is writing terrible fan fiction. There will be no continuing stroy unless specified, just random mini strories that are guaranteed to have you in stiches!

The shocking truth!!!!11

It was dark, the only light coming from his torch in hand. Sasuke stepped from rock to rock, stone to stone, as he made his way to the other end of the dim cave. He could see the light at the end and was about to exit when a hand from behind grabbed his shoulder. In a state of alarm he pulled a kunai from his pocket and put it to the stranger’s throat. “What do you want?” asked Sasuke in a disgruntled voice. “I need to talk to you urgently.” replied the stranger, in a familiar voice. “Who are you?” asked Sasuke in a confused state. And with that the stranger removed their shady cloak to reveal their true state. It was Sakura! “S-Sakura? Is it really you? I thought you had left for the village hidden in the snow capped mountains.” Said Sasuke, in a voice which was still struggling to come to terms with what was happening. “I, well, you see.” Sakura tried to force out a complete sentence, but it just wasn’t working. She tried once again. “It’s.” She took a deep breath. “It’s the baby Sasuke. You’re the father.” Sasuke could feel his jaw falling to the ground. “But you told me Naruto was the father!” Shouted Sasuke, unable to control the volume of his voice. I tear shed from Sakura’s eye as she began to speak once again. “I thought so too, but I went to the doctors and well, it turns out it’s yours.” Sasuke was so taken aback that his kunai fell right from his hand. The echo of it hitting the ground echoed around the cave, breaking the uncomfortable silence.