i fill out a bunch of surveys. sometimes i answer too truthfully
- Created By XYukoucyanX
What is this fun you speak of
Here is the survey, beauties.
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What made your weekend fun?
Nothing yet.
Have you kissed someone more than 20 times in 2010?
no
You just drank 52 shots, what would you be doing?
A-ahaha?
What are you listening to right now?
TV.
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
no
When was the last time you did the dishes?
Me, personally? About a month ago.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
Easily.
Boys are always good with their words, am I right?
Well.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Nope.
Have you ever changed in front of the last person you kissed?
No.
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
What?
Does anyone know your Myspace password?
I have a Myspace?
What’s on your wrist right now?
My skin.
Where is the last person you kissed?
I give up.
Were you single on your last birthday?
I'm always single.
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Nah.
Has anyone ever told you they’d marry you?
I am married.
Who are you going to be with Saturday night?
It is Saturday night.
What were you doing at 12am this morning?
Watching scary movies.
Did anything exciting happen in your day today?
No.
Who was the last guy you texted?
We call him Cera.
Do you remember the last girl you texted?
Yeah.
What’s bothering you?
ksdfhjjscd
Are you one of those people who constantly checks the time?
yea
When you’re angry, do you take it out on everyone else?
Sometimes, though I really don't like to.
Where did you sleep last night?
My sibling's room.
Have you ever worn the opp. sex cloths?
I dunno.
Could you go the rest of your life without alcohol?
Yes.
Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
Yeah.
What did you do last night?
I watched scary movies until 1:30 AM.
What grade is the last person you texted in?
Grade 7.
Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
Male.
Hey, did you know male (mah-le) in Italian is "bad."
Who were the last people you rode in a car with?
My mother.
Someone phones you at 3:00 AM. Who do you expect it to be?
My mother.
Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
no, i live on the third floor, it better be important
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own house?
idunno
Where was your default picture taken?
What?
Don’t you hate waiting for someone to show up somewhere?
Yes, and vice versa.
Think back to September, were you in a relationship?
I was never in a relationship.
Will you regret your next kiss?
I hope not.
Do you like to sleep?
Love it. I'm seeing sleep on the side.
Does it take a lot to make you happy?
I dunno.
Have you taken anyone’s pants off recently?
No.
Ever been heartbroken?
Sure.
Do you like to sit in the sun, and tan when it’s hot out?
No.
Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
That is really mean and rude, I hope you don't actually ask people this in public.
Will you be dating anyone in a month?
no
What’s something you’re looking forward to?
going into the city and shopping (maybe).
How many tattoos do you have? And how many do you want?
I don't have any tattoos.
I want two small ones.
What’s something you’re not looking forward to?
School.
Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
Who?
What’re you currently listening to?
TV.
What woke you up this morning?
Family yelling at me to get up.
Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
No.
Who is the first person on your top?
my what
When’s the last time someone of the opposite sex told you they miss you?
never.
Who were you around today?
my family.
Do you miss anyone in particular?
no
Where exactly were you at 10:00am this morning?
i was at some meeting.
Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you? Do you regret it?
As in, has my girlfriend/boyfriend ever hurt me and I took them back?
I have never dated.
What time did you wake up today?
Around 9:45 AM.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
It depends.
What should you be doing right now?
Cleaning my room.
Shock
Here's the survey this is from. I'll start putting links just in case you wanna go like it or something, or whatever.
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Do you have another window open? If so, what are they for?
wow im lame
Have you cried today at all?
nope
The person you like at the moment finds someone new, what is your reaction?
i'd be jealous.
Do you like to cook/bake?
no
Do you wear eyeliner?
no
Would you rather marry Taylor Lautner, or take a million dollars?
one million dollars pls
What are you currently listening to?
tv.
What color is your bra right now?
excuse u
How long have you lived in the house you live in?
three years
What plans do you have for tonight?
sleep
When was the last time you ate Taco Bell and with whom?
taco bell still exists
Have your friends ever stopped by your house just to say hi?
no
Have you ever kissed on a bed?
the pillow
does that count
What would you do if it snowed right now?
it did snow yesterday
Where do you want to live when you’re older?
dunno
London?
Are you tired?
ye
Do you like your English class?
It's okay.
Do you pick your words carefully, or just tend to blurt everything out?
Depends.
Is it easier to pretend everything’s okay for you?
skjfhsdjf
Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
Smoking.
I don't smoke.
Are you nice to everyone?
For the most part.
Is it possible to be single and happy?
Pshyeah
Is there anyone you would start over with?
what
Is there someone you just can’t imagine your life without?
sure
Has anyone said you have changed lately?
ye
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
i guess
Do you think things will change in the next 3 months?
Sure
Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
nope
im a loser
Are you missing anybody?
sdkjdjk
Have you ever tripped in public?
That's part of my daily routine.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person.
What was the last drink you had?
Raspberry flavor soda.
Do you like Chinese food?
Yep.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. I guess.
Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
I don’t know. Happier, I think.
Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
i am not that special
How important is the truth in a relationship?
Very.
Is it cute when a guy kisses your forehead?
bye
Is there something that’s recently shocked you?
not that i remember????
What brand are the pants you’re wearing?
im naked
Which is harder: walking away from somebody you love or coming back?
walking away.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
dunno
Do you have one of those formspring accounts?
no
whats that
Do you listen to Lil Wayne?
sometimes
Have you ever made your parents cry?
I hope not!
What were you doing at midnight last night?
restless.
Are you wearing a ring?
Nope.
Is there someone you can trust 100%?
i think we're done here.
What color are your eyes?
Dark brown.
There's Some Weird Ones Out There...
[ I don't know why I keep choosing the weird ones ]
Here’s some weird and personal questions, you down?:
fo sho
Can you call your ex without it being awkward?:
never dated
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed on the lips?:
u wanna fight punk
Will you be in a relationship one month from now?:
Nope.
What about 2?:
I dont plan on dating till im 30
Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?
maybe this survey is not for me
Is your room ever clean?:
it's like you know me so well
but no, it's usually not as clean as it could or should be
Do you drink bottled water?:
Yeah.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?:
i guess how should i know
Do you hate the last person who called you?:
i dont know who called me last
What are you listening to at the moment?:
TV.
Think back five months ago, what was your relationship status?:
Single and ready to sit in front of the computer all day
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?:
i had to go to school with all the douche bags.
am i allowed to say douche bag
If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?:
I'm either
angry, tired or upset
Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?:
i dont like physical contact
Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?:
apparently
Do you remember the person you first kissed?:
i am loading the gun now
When was the last time you cried?:
i dunno
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?:
fantasized
How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?:
i'd be scared shitless
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?:
I guess.
Did you mean it when you said “I love you” last?:
Not in the deep affectionate way.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?:
Yes.
List three things near you:
Spoon, sharpie, Wii remote.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?:
"Catfish."
Is your birthday soon?:
haha i wish
Do you like the color green?:
its a nice color
Do you like winter?:
Not as much as i used to
What are you scared of most?:
Abandonment and failure.
Have you ever given out your number and then regretted it?:
Yes.
Do you curse a lot?:
well-
Who do you wish was with you at the moment?:
hmm
How many pillows do you sleep with?:
two
its a shame
Are you drunk?:
yea
yeah im drunk right now
What was the last song you listened to that made you cry?
I don't know.
Name a weird song.:
Doodoo in my Backpack
Warning: Language!
A song you never get sick of?:
so many oh my god i just i-
Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house would you go?:
It really, really depends.
Could you survive without electricity?:
eh.
Without saying any names what is one thing that you would like to say to someone?:
Can I have you?
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?:
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Are girls too dramatic?:
did u not just c me put that in caps up there
Does the thought of marriage scare you?:
Kind of.
What were the last words you spoke out loud?:
"how was your day, huh?"
Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?:
I am not allowed to drink anywhere, so i'd say yes.
Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?:
I don't even know.
Would you date someone who lived in another state?:
I ask myself that question at least twice a week.
Are you friends with your ex?:
I don't have an ex.
Where is the person you last texted?
jfc so nosy
in my room we share one
Who is someone that you would do anything for?:
what
When’s the last time you said you were fine, but really weren’t?:
last week i think
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?:
Today.
Who did you spend your summer with last year?:
One of the besties.
What did you wake up to today?
My mother.
Do you believe true love can conquer anything?:
I'd have to experience it.
Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?:
no
What was your favorite game as a kid?:
my brian cannot go back that far
i have no idea
Did you eat a cookie today?:
no
What was the last thing you ate?:
cereal
What’s bothering you right now?:
everythign i dunno
Have you lost friends in the past year?:
i hope not
Have you ever laid on a bed and stayed there for no reason at all?:
yeah
Have you and the last person you kissed ever talked about going out?:
okay its loaded
What does the last text message in your inbox say?:
"Good job partner!"
If the person you’re dating said they were falling in love with you, what would you do?:
i am not dating anyone
Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?:
Striped black and white [ stops at elbow ]
im not into fashion like that
This, That, Who, What
1.Do you smoke maryjane?
I don't smoke.
2.Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
ask me about kissing one more time
3.Who’s the last person that came to your house?
One of my friends.
4.Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I dunno, who?
5.What is the last thing that you drank?
spit
6.What time did you get up today?
I didn't go to bed.
7.Elvis or James Dean?
what
8.Who is one person you can’t stand from grade school?
Don't get me started.
9.What grade did you get in Algebra?
I got Bs and As.
10.Who did you kiss last?
that's it, you're done buddy.
11.Is there anyone you would like to fight?
ye
12.Do you like someone right now?
sure.
13.What are you doing right now?
my bumhole
14.What were you doing before this survey?
Watching videos and crying about the fact that I have reached post limit.
15.Who did you dance with last?
I don't dance. [ high school musical plays in the background ]
16.Who is your best friend(s)?
I call her Qwerty.
17.Song playing?
None.
18.If you could have one wish:
if i had one wish [ ray j plays in the background ]
19.What color are your underwear?
are u coming on to me
20.Do you know what tofu is?
my what is this mysterious tofu u speak of my small brain cannot comprehend
21.Have you ever eaten it?
noep.
22.Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
I think that's when they check up on your colon.
23.Have you ever had one?
Nope.
24.Do you want to go back to high school?
can i get a chance to get it in before i go back to it? jfc
25.Who is your arch-enemy?
oh jesus f c
26.Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
Smile, personality and eyes?
27.Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
What is that like girl talk, i dont do girl talk like bras and pink lacy underpanties and stuff no
28.Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads”?
wha-
29.Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
haha
wait
what
30.What do you think of Paris Hilton?
WHAT DOES SHE DO?
31.What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
bye
32.Britney or Christina?
Get out
33.Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
let's take some gold sweetie
34.Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
nope i have caterpillars on my face
no not literally
35.What did you do yesterday?
ate
36.Are you bored right now?
yes thats why i decided to do this uguu
37.Have you ever flashed someone?
no
38.How many children do you want to have?
around three.
39.Who did you ride in a car with last?
whats a car
cars are for peasants
40.Republican or Democrat?
get out
41. What’s the oldest that a man/woman can be and still be sexy?
42.Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people’s medical bills?
nope
43.What scares you the most?
being abandoned
44.What makes you happy?
just about anything
45.If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
You mean like a sleepover
we could have pillow fights and
maybe id get the
im a dork
i swear this survey has a death wish
Be honest, who texted you last?
I dont remember
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed.
Did anyone see your last kiss?
i have not received that package yet
Do you drink tea?
iced
Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
what did i just say
Do you have plans for tomorrow?
nope
What’s worse: dry skin or chapped lips?
lips
Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?
oh god yes
Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?
Canada
Do you want to get married?
Sure.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
shorts
So, what if you married the last person you texted?
I can’t remember who that was. though im pretty sure it was a girl. so then that would mean everyone was RIGHT?!
Last person you told a secret to?
my right butt cheek
What are you listening to at the moment?
Nothing at the moment puu
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
car.
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Yeah. <3 My best friend.
Are relationships ever really worth it?
Yes.
Do you believe in love?
What is love?
When was the last time you saw your father?
about a week or two ago.
Have any memories that you’d like to forget?
dunno
Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
La duh.
Have you ever been called prince or princess?
nah
Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Nope.
How fast does your mood change?
fast?
Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
J F C
How are you feeling?
okay.
Do you want someone to call you right now?
it's five in the morning
What do you always take with you?
what
Is your bed comfortable?
fo sho
Would you say you’re an understanding person?
Sure.
Are you generally a happy person?
Generally? Sure. Yeah.
Who’s in your profile picture with you?
what
Were you single on Valentines Day?
do u wanna fight
What is the last movie you watched?
i cant remember! D:
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
it depends
Are you talkative?
not so much
Next vacation you’re going on?
whats a vacation
Were you single last summer?
im gonna shoot u
