i fill out a bunch of surveys. sometimes i answer too truthfully
- Created By XYukoucyanX
This, That, Who, What
1.Do you smoke maryjane?
I don't smoke.
2.Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
ask me about kissing one more time
3.Who’s the last person that came to your house?
One of my friends.
4.Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I dunno, who?
5.What is the last thing that you drank?
spit
6.What time did you get up today?
I didn't go to bed.
7.Elvis or James Dean?
what
8.Who is one person you can’t stand from grade school?
Don't get me started.
9.What grade did you get in Algebra?
I got Bs and As.
10.Who did you kiss last?
that's it, you're done buddy.
11.Is there anyone you would like to fight?
ye
12.Do you like someone right now?
sure.
13.What are you doing right now?
my bumhole
14.What were you doing before this survey?
Watching videos and crying about the fact that I have reached post limit.
15.Who did you dance with last?
I don't dance. [ high school musical plays in the background ]
16.Who is your best friend(s)?
I call her Qwerty.
17.Song playing?
None.
18.If you could have one wish:
if i had one wish [ ray j plays in the background ]
19.What color are your underwear?
are u coming on to me
20.Do you know what tofu is?
my what is this mysterious tofu u speak of my small brain cannot comprehend
21.Have you ever eaten it?
noep.
22.Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
I think that's when they check up on your colon.
23.Have you ever had one?
Nope.
24.Do you want to go back to high school?
can i get a chance to get it in before i go back to it? jfc
25.Who is your arch-enemy?
oh jesus f c
26.Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
Smile, personality and eyes?
27.Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
What is that like girl talk, i dont do girl talk like bras and pink lacy underpanties and stuff no
28.Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads”?
wha-
29.Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
haha
wait
what
30.What do you think of Paris Hilton?
WHAT DOES SHE DO?
31.What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
bye
32.Britney or Christina?
Get out
33.Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
let's take some gold sweetie
34.Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
nope i have caterpillars on my face
no not literally
35.What did you do yesterday?
ate
36.Are you bored right now?
yes thats why i decided to do this uguu
37.Have you ever flashed someone?
no
38.How many children do you want to have?
around three.
39.Who did you ride in a car with last?
whats a car
cars are for peasants
40.Republican or Democrat?
get out
41. What’s the oldest that a man/woman can be and still be sexy?
42.Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people’s medical bills?
nope
43.What scares you the most?
being abandoned
44.What makes you happy?
just about anything
45.If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
You mean like a sleepover
we could have pillow fights and
maybe id get the
im a dork
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