WTF am I Playing - Episode 23 - Mayonnaise, Massagy and Bathtub Battleships

Now were getting weird again with these three titles.

I Am Mayo
There seemed to be a late 2010s trend of trying to out do each other with terrible sounding game ideas with I Am Mayo being the top of the list, you literally tap a mayonnaise jar until you run out of dialog or get all the achievements whatever comes first, easily a joke for your average Youtuber but hardly a game suitable for any normal gamer.
F-Tier Game

Mr Massagy

By the same developers, you play a buff dude named Johnny (who is not Johnny Bravo) who is gifted at massaging but terrible at dating, your job is to help him get through a date with a bunch of weird partners including a werewolf, a breedable alien, a cow, a sock puppet, mayonnaise from I am Mayo and even Johnny's Gender Swap Popeye Body Pillow among a couple of random girls, even if the date is a total mess, getting one heart is enough to win. Just as weird as I Am Mayo but at least has something to grasp gameplay wise.
D-Tier Game

Smash Boats
Using a bunch of novelty boats, the object of the game is to sink all the enemies that spawn in the bathtub using the weapon you possess while collecting stars, this game would be incredibly fun if only it had multiplayer, as it is, it's very limited in replay ability, a decent playthrough can be done in one weekend, even a more ham handed player can finish it in a week.
D-Tier Game

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