what do toenails and gremlins have in common?

q)so what do toenails and gremlins have in common?
a)they're both really short

so i just thought i'd paint my toenails 'cos i'm bored. orange nailpolish aint the best idea if your toenails are as short as mine. my little toenail is about....3 mm big. holy shit i know. but i hate long toenails and short finger nails. i'm not allowed to paint my finger nails 'cos my school wont let me have painted nails. screw them i want a french manicure!

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