Part 9: The Fight

Mikuru didn't sleep though, she just watched the two cuddled up together. She looked at the wedding band. When Haruhi and Kyon shared their love physicly, the wedding band that connected Mikuru to Kyon, would dissolve. She wished that they weren't just cuddling, so that she wouldn't have to remember her wedding to Kyon, for when the wedding band dissolved, the wedding would have never happened. She also wouldn't have to be haunted by the seer's prediction, because it would have changed.
Around six in the morning, she woke Yuki up, and told her about what she knew was going to happen. The two hid in the closet, with a small crack in the door, so that they could watch.
Itsuki rolled off of the pullout couch, and awoke with a start. He looked around for Kyon, but he wasn't there. He looked into the girl's room, and there, he saw Kyon, wrapped around Haruhi.
Itsuki grabbed Kyon by the collar, and dragged him into the family room. He slapped Kyon across the face, to wake him up.
"What the hell is the matter with you?! I turn my back for a couple of hours, and I find my best friend sleeping with my girlfriend from behind my back?!" Kyon broke free of Itsuki's grasp.
"What?! We weren't sleeping together! She was calling me! You should've seen her! She was having some sort of nightmare, she was screaming things like 'I'm going to die!' Hearing terror like that, tears your soul apart, man. I just had to fight her fears away." Kyon dodged another one of Itsuki's punches, and was then backed up to the wall.
"Listen, buddy," Itsuki growled, grabbing Kyon's throught. "The only reason I'm even using that stupid girl is-" Kyon grabbed Itsuki's arm, and flipped him onto the ground. He kicked Itsuki in the stomach between words.
"Don't. Call. My. Haruhi. STUPID!!" Kyon felt blood cover his hands and he punched Itsuki in various places. Itsuki slumped against the wall, but Kyon continued to punch him.
Mikuru flew out of the closet, and grabbed Kyon's bloody fist.
"No, Kyon! Any more, and you'll kill him!" She shrieked as Yuki grabbed Kyon's waist.
"Stop it," Yuki growled. "It's not Itsuki, he's been posessed since the pool party!"
Itsuki started laughing manicly, in a voice too deep, and evil to belong to the friendly high school student. The more the thing inside him laughed, the more Itsuki shook, and thrashed like a limp puppet.
"Quick," Yuki said. "Embrace the cliché of this planet!"
"By doing what?! dumping water on him?!" mikuru ran into the bathroom, and turned the shower on.
"Bring him in here!"
Kyon lifted Itsuki onto his shoulders, carried him into the bathroom, threw him into the shower, and closed the curtain.
They heard Itsuki's natural scream, and white light errupted around the room. Then, the power went out. Itsuki emerged from the shower, naked. Mikuru and Yuki covered their eyes, and ran into the girl's room. Itsuki looked around, and rubbed his forehead.
"What happened to me? Whey am I wet? Where am I? Was I kissing Haruhi? I need to leave her Kyon, because I don't love her. I'M GAY!" Kyon backed away, and laughed nervously.
"Not for me, I hope!" Itsuki winked at him.
"Maybe, maybe not!"
Itsuki walked out to living room, and put some clothes on. He looked at the blood splattered on the wall. With a wave of his hands, it was gone. He slowly walked into the girl's room, and gently shook Haruhi awake.
"Itsuki," Haruhi said."I'm sorry, I can't love you. Let's break up."

Part 7: The Plan

Kyon scribbled agressivly at a pad of paper form the point of knowing the future, to getting to the hotel.
"'Step one," he muttered quietly to himself. "Get closer to Haruhi. Step two: Keep her as far away from Itsuki as possible. Step three: If Itsuki resists, kindly punch him in the gut. Step four: Help Itsuki admit to himself that he's gay, so that he breaks up with Haruhi. Step five: Dry her tears. Step six: be as romantic as possible to woo Haruhi. Step eight: ... you know...that thing...with the egg...and stuff happens...to make sure that the child is mine so that it won't destroy the universe. Ster nine: wait.' That sounds like a good plan." He handed the paper to Mikuru, who read it and smiled.
"Great Idea. The whole gay thing works. He needs to accept his homosexuality." Kyon's voice dropped to an even lower whisper.
"If he's gay, then why is he dating Haruhi?"
"Either it's a way to lie to himself, or his possesd. Both are equally likeley." Kyon placed his hand against his forehead.
"We're switching movies. Our stories have jumped from National Lampoon's Vacation, to The Day The Earth Stood Still and finally, to The Exorcist. Great. Just great.

Part 6: The Destruction of Haruhi Suzumiya

"WHAT?!" Kyon stood up on the curb, and began pacing. I thought that she loved ME, not ITSUKI!
"Yes, and we get married." She flashed a gold wedding band on her finger. "Niether of us are very happy, and we...we kind of get a divorce. But don't worry! We aren't exactly in love anyway! The only reason we're together, is to break apart Itsuki and Haruhi." Kyon clenched his fists, and tears of fury ran down his face.
"So you mean to say," he barked. "That we failed?! That I'll never be able to be with Haruhi?! That she'll go off and live a happy life with Itsuki?!"
Mikuru nodded her head sadly.
"That's why I'm here from the future. I break them up, so that no one dies.There's this seer, she predicted the birth of the children of the grand design, so as you may tell, she's over 700 years old. She forsaw the destruction of the world. In the extreme near future, a child will be born. And it will be born with enormous amounts of power, and it will destroy the world, with no survivors."
"Let me guess," Kyon sighed. "The child is Itsuki and Haruhi's, right?"
"Yes. When the child is born, its first meals will be all of us. I'm here not only to stop the birth of the child, but to also ensure that Haruhi's mate is human. To Kyon, things were starting to make sense.
"So it's me, we're destined to be together, Haruhi and I. Iwill marry her, even if it means destroying Itsuki Koizumi. We have to stop the conception. Let me ask you a few questions. Do they get married before or after the meteor shower?"
"Before."
"Is the child born before or after the wedding?"
"After."
"How long do we have?"
"Until the night of the meteor shower."

Paet 4: Itsuki's (Valid?) Excuse

The next morning, Itsuki watched Haruhi wake up. She sat up in a lawn chair, and walked into her uncle's house. He sat himself next to Kyon, who was also asleep in a lawn chair.
"I'm sorry for my terribly agressive behaivor yesterday, I believe that it's the upcoming meteor shower."
Kyon looked up at him, groggily. "Eh?" Mikuru skipped across the deck.
"The meteor shower," she said, twirling around. "It's the most romantic night of the year!" She had a faraway, dreamy look in her eyes. Her mood swung, and then she was ranting, with her hands on her hips. "But I don't get how Itsuki could use that as an excuse for his actions. I know he's usually friendly, but yesterday, he called you a "Big Idiot", and pushed you into the pool, and I admit, that that's not normal for Itsuki, true..." Yuki walked over to them, and spoke to them, in her usual expressionless tone.
"On my planet, we know that meteor showers can distort people's personalities and emotions, which explains Itsuki's strange actions, and Haruhi's little panic attack lat night." Kyon's heart sank. "So last night, when she said she needed me, she didn't mean it, it just the meteor shower?" Mikuru shook her head.
"Not fully. She does need you, you're the key, remeber? She needs you, just not in an emotional way, as far as we know."
"Alright," Kyon said. "This meteor shower, when is it?"
Haruhi dashed out onto the deck.
"A meteor shower?!"
"Yeah," said Itsuki. "It's next week. How much did you hear?" Haruhi pointed to Kyon.
"Only when Kyon asked when it was." That was good. The facts that Yuki was an alien, Mikuru was from the future, Itsuki was an ESPer, and that Haruhi had godlike powers, had to remain secret. If Haruhi found these facts out, then a catistrophic event would occur. "I think it's something to add to our trip! It's known that meteor showers bring about all sorts of supernatural phenomena! My cousin has a car that fits six people, so he can drive us everywhere. I just have to ask him first!"

Haruhi's cousin loaded Kyon's duffle bag into the trunk.
"I booked a master suite," Haruhi jabbered, looking up from a map. "It has two bathrooms, two beds, and a pullout couch. We can deal with that. The hotel has a pool, an arcade, a library, free WiFi, and even a grocery store! I mean it, this place has everything!"
"Sure," Kyon said. "But how long will it take for us to get there."
"Oh nothing major," Haruhi grinned. "Just four hours."

Fanfic Part 2: The Pool Party

On Saturday, two days before their break, Kyon got a letter in the mail. He opened it forcefully. On the front, there was a a drawing of him. But he was green, with antennas. He was also wearing swimming trunks. Above the drawing it said "IT'S A BRIGADE POOL PARTY!!" Kyon opened up the card, and skimmed it's contents. It was that day, at three o clock. He pulled his pajamas off, and put on shorts and a T-shirt. It wasn't like he was going to swim or anything.
Haruhi smiled as she looked into the crystal clear water of the pool. She cupped her hands, and called to her Uncle who was mowing his lawn.
"Hey Uncle! Thanks for letting me borrow your pool!" He nodded.
Mikuru skipped out to the diving board and struck a pose. She had her brand new pink bikini on.
"Do I look okay?" She asked, and Haruhi nodded.
"Where's Yuki?" Haruhi asked. A voice came behind her, and it made her jump.
"I'm right here.' Yuki was wearing a gray one piece bathing suit.
"Well, can you two watch the pool? I have to change."
Haruhi sprinted into the bathroom, and pulled a flashy blue two piece out of a plastic shopping bag. This ought to get his attention!She thought. Kyon was hopefully coming to the party, and if he didn't, then she would have spent 1,000 Yen on that thing for nothing.
The sun danced across her face as she emerged form the house. Itsuki had just came, he was wearing a pair of orange swimming trunks, so NOT his color.
"I brought POCKY!" He yelled, and pulled out five boxes of the chocolate coated biscuit sticks.
Kyon showed up soon after, in a T-shirt and shorts. No bathing suit. Haruhi confronted him on the spot.
"So, do you like my bathing suit? Because I'd like yours if you were wearing one." She grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"Oh...um...I-" Haruhi let go of him, and leaped into the pool. She was then followed by Itsuki, and Yuki eased herself in from the shallow end.
Mikuru was trying to get into the water, but it was too cold, so Itsuki grabbed her hand, and pulled her in. She screamed at first, but then calmed down and began swimming laps. Kyon just sat in a chair by the deck, and watched them all swim. This, apparently didn't impress Itsuki.
"C'mon you big idiot!" Itsuki laughed, pulling Kyon out of the lawn chair, and dragging him to the diving board.
"No. I don't swim." At that moment, Itsuki slipped, pushing Kyon into the pool.
There was a splash, and Haruhi's heart started pounding faster than it ever should. She dropped the towels and ran to the diving board. Kyon was sinking further under water. THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL! HE CAN'T SWIM! Before anyone could do anything, she dove in. She swan words the bottom, and grabbed Kyon's arm. She felt her head beak the surface, and she heard Kyon coughing and gasping.
"Grab my waist okay? I'm going to get you to the stars." She felt him holding onto her, and she swam to the steps. Kyon stepped off, he was shaking a little bit, and he was still coughing.
"Can you make it from here?" She asked him, and he nodded.
Haruhi swam over to the ladder, and sat there, her head buried in her hands. She tried to be as quiet as she could with her crying. Why didn't he tell me he couldn't swim?! I thought we were friends! I thought he could trust me! I thouhgt...he might feel...At that moment, she looked up. Itsuki, Mikuru, and Yuki were staring at her.
"Were you crying?" Asked Yuki.
"No."
"Your eyes were red." Said Itsuki.
"It's the chlorine."
"But you were sniffling!" Shouted Mikuru.
"It's my allergies." Haruhi stood up, and shook them off. "I'M FINE!" she screamed as she ran into the house. "LEAVE ME ALONE!" She leaned against the wall, and slid to the floor.
"Hey." Said a voice. Her uncle crouched down and touched her arm.
"That was a pretty big thing you did back there. You saved that boy's life. But somethin' about what you did upsets you." She nodded. Haruhi's voice trembled as she spoke.
"It's just that, I don't know anymore." Her uncle sat next to here.
"you don't know it he loves you or not. I know you darlin', whenever you have to be a hero, it crushes you. You find some sort of irrational reason to explain it.
You have always been this way, but for a long time, you've stopped crying. Why is that? Why don't you cry alone like this anymore?" Haruhi shook.
"People stopped making fun of me for being weird."
"That's not true and you know it. It's this boy, isn't it? Being with him makes you happy. So happy, you started paying less attention to the taunts and jeers that people threw at you. But now, you remembered the last time you saved him, and that boy wasn't there to protect you. Youwere protecting him." Harhui looked up, the tears still streaming down her face.
"What?"
"I recognized him as soon as I saw him. Remember when you were at camp a few years ago? You were six or seven. A boy was standing on the dock, and he fell into the lake. You jumped in and saved him. You were crying after that too."
He stood up, and left.
"Now stop sulking, he's waiting for you."
Haruhi looked out the window, and Kyon was standing there. He came inside. "Listen," he said, his voice was stern. "We need to talk." Haruhi led him into the family room, and sat on the couch.
"Haruhi, just hear me out okay? I knew you were crying. I'm sorry." She opened her mouth to protest, but he laid his finger over his lips. "No, let me finish first. I'm sorry that I caused this whole fiasco and ruined your party." Haruhi stood up, red hot with fury.
"ARE YOU REALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT?! YOU'RE THICKER THAN I THOUGHT! YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THAT WAS WHY I WAS CRYING?! YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL, DO YOU?! I WAS CRYING BECAUSE...because I...I FLASHED BACK TO THE SUMMER CAMP THING A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK! YES, THAT WAS ME WHO SAVED YOU, YOU SORRY LOW LIFE! THAT'S WHY I CRIED, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT! YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO SSE! Kyon I...I...can't ignore it when I do something good. I also can't ignore how I feel. I'm in-" She stopped. She couldn't tell him anything.
"You're what?"
"I'm just in a little too over my head, that's all."

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