I'm a little pissed right now, 'cuz I was hangin' out in town the other day, all by myself, when this group of kids came to the spot I was hangin' at. I was ignorin' them at first, but they started talkin' and I was listenin' to 'em. One of 'em said this joke, it was pretty funny. It went:
"The advantages of being a woman:
1. We got off Titanic first." I have no idea what that means, but it sounded funny.
2. "We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
3. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
4. Taxis stop for us.
5. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
9. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
10. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
11. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
13. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions."
Anyway, I thought that was pretty funny, especially 'cuz it looked like it was this guy's girlfriend telling it to her boyfriend. But what pissed me off was that there was one of their friends, takin' pictures, probably 'cuz he was visitin' from out of town or somethin'. I didn't care at first, but then he took a picture of ME! I think it was an accident, but he took it right as I was laughin' at the joke. I forced him to give me the camera, and when I looked at the picture, I decided I might as well use it as my introduction picture on this blog-journal thingy. It's not that I really like the picture or anything, but at least it was one of me just doin' nothin', unlike all the others I've seen, where I'm like fightin' or have my mask on. I mean, those pictures of me are better, but it's not like I'm doin' that stuff all day everyday, y'know?
Anyway, this week was also pretty uneventful. I've been hangin' around town lately, which is how that picture was taken. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. After I took the picture from that dopey lookin' kid, the boyfriend decides to tell a joke himself. It was what they call a 'blonde joke'. I'm blonde, so I was listenin' again, and he was basically saying all blondes are stupid!! Stupid baldy doesn't know what he's talkin' about. I chased them out of the alley I was in. Stupid humans have no common sense. They take random pictures, and they insult people that are a few feet away from them! *Sigh*
Wow, this is my longest entry yet. I seem to write a lot when I'm mad about somethin'. Whatever. I guess I'm just gettin' used to actually writin' my feelings online. But I swear, if anyone makes fun o' me fer doin' it, I'm gonna' kick yer butt!!
Hm, what else? Nah, I guess that's about it. I dunno what else to say. Come talk if yer bored, but only if you actually wanna' talk to me, don't do it to screw with me.
