My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
Did anybody see the poll thing for today? I'M ON IT! HAHAHAHA!
Did I vote for myself?
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A HOKAGE NEVER TELLS! HELL YEAH I DID! I'M BETTER THAN LELOUCH VON FREAKY EYES! HE PUTS A BEE IN MY BONNET ANYWAY! :P...Wait...no I DON'T WEAR A BONNET!
I had to say something. :D
TSUNADE APPARENTLY WON'T GET OFF OF MY BACK...so...I have to go.
STUPID FORMER HOKAGES!
-Uzumaki Naruto, the winner of the poll AND Awesome Hokage
First of all, what the hell is with people calling me a kitty?! I'M NOT A CAT! If I was ANYTHING, I would be the most awesome species in the world, THE HOKAGE! *shuriken'd* Fine. -w- Fox. I'd be a damn fox. ARE YA HAPPY NOW, YA BASTARDS? :P
I think I forgot to pay Inu this month...
Anyway, I decided to take a mission! BECAUSE I NEVER TAKE MISSIONS ANYMORE! (Whaddoya expect? I'm Hokage! MY LIFE IS A MISSION NOW!) And guess what mission it is?
*waits*
OH COME ON! GUESS! GUUUESS!!!
AND NO! IT DOES NOT INVOLVE RAMEN OR SAKURA-CHAN! -w-
SASUKE'S GOING ON A DATE! AS PUNISHMENT FOR SOMETHING...or other. I forget. WHO CARES! HE'S GOING ON A DATE! *maniacal laughter* I have to take pictures so I can blackmail him later. :3 Hehehehehehe...
Well, that's all for taday! SEE YA!
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
Being Hokage is hard. w.w Just BEING Hokage doesn't make people respect you either. :P Ino tried to tell me the other day that she wouldn't do a mission because I GAVE IT TO HER! I'm not the 12 yr old kid you can punch to get your way with, lady! I WEAR THE HAT! -w-
Paper signing isn't that bad anymore with Inu as my secretary. v.v THANK YOU. Did I remember to pay her this month? *has to check* And I may need a body guard in case Sasuke tries to kill me in my sleep for the mission I gave him. the treaty turned out to be under my bed >.>; especially because he gained a stalker from it AND EVERYONE KNOWS HE HATES GIRLS! *shuriken'd* WHAT? HE ACTS LIKE IT!
We need more council members. D: GAARA, ME, AND LELOUCH CAN'T DO IT ALONE, GEEZ!
HO SHYT...I have to go maintain the board. Hime's sick. DAMN YOU FOR GETTING SICK, HIME! Oh well! More ramen she owes me later. 8D
OH, and I found something cool in the files!
BWAHAHAHAHA *falls over laughing*
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
I logged on today and saw the april fool's joke...wow. I HAVE AN ORANGE UNICORN. *cackles* They look a little crazed to me. Did anyone feed them? .w.;
AAAAGGGGH! *headdesk* THE STUPID DOCUMENT IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. GAARA IS DUE ANY DAY NOW. I even have a new secretary to help me! D< WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
;w; I'm starting to see why Grandma Tsunade didn't want to take this job...IF WE DON'T FIND THAT FRIGGIN PAPER I'M GOING TO BE IN ALOT OF TROUBLE D:
Suggestions? ;w;
