My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
Oh look, I'm posting...I'VE BEEN BUSY. SO SUE ME.
Anyway, I feel like I should advertise for the Hetalia RP, since Hime and Chero are kind of busy with other things and Jen is kinda...INTERNET RETARDED. Yeah, I said it. :P
So anyway, the RP is here. If you like Hetalia, go check it out! Or, go talk to Honda Kiku, the Japan guy. He's on this site.
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY! SEE YA LATER!
OH, AND TRISH IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW SO :P TO ALL OF THE GUYS WHO WANTED HER! 
-Uzumaki Naruto, NOT SINGLE Hokage
THAT BASTARD WITH THE DUCK ASS ON HIS HEAD IS HERE.
AND HE'S GIVING ME HELL. HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS. Or maybe he has today. I DON'T CARE.
HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE. D<
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, DAMMIT.
GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
-w-
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
Things have been real hectic lately. I mean, come on. Do you people expect me and Hime to do this ourselves?! THAT'S BULL. I mean, seriously. BLEHCH. You people are LYING TO YOURSELVES.
Anyway, I didn't find any interesting pictures, but I think I should remodel my world a little bit. The background makes me so sad. ;w; PERVY-SAGE, I MISS YOU
*sniffles*
-Uzumaki Naruto, Crying Hokage
Shikamaru's trying to teach me how to play Shogi...he says it'll make me smarter I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT or something. Since he's got the whole freaking village other than his dad beat, I thought, what the hell? Why not? :D It's not like I got better things to do! DON'T MENTION THE PAPERWORK TO ME
I think I got the hang of it too! I challenged Gaara the other day! I was sooooo going to win!
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
EXACTLY LIKE THAT. MERCILESS!
I still have a bump on my head ;w;
HIME AND SASUKE, I WANT THOSE REPORTS! D< I'LL SEND INU AFTER YOU, DAMMIT!
I think that's it. .w.;
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
Being Hokage is hard. w.w Just BEING Hokage doesn't make people respect you either. :P Ino tried to tell me the other day that she wouldn't do a mission because I GAVE IT TO HER! I'm not the 12 yr old kid you can punch to get your way with, lady! I WEAR THE HAT! -w-
Paper signing isn't that bad anymore with Inu as my secretary. v.v THANK YOU. Did I remember to pay her this month? *has to check* And I may need a body guard in case Sasuke tries to kill me in my sleep for the mission I gave him. the treaty turned out to be under my bed >.>; especially because he gained a stalker from it AND EVERYONE KNOWS HE HATES GIRLS! *shuriken'd* WHAT? HE ACTS LIKE IT!
We need more council members. D: GAARA, ME, AND LELOUCH CAN'T DO IT ALONE, GEEZ!
HO SHYT...I have to go maintain the board. Hime's sick. DAMN YOU FOR GETTING SICK, HIME! Oh well! More ramen she owes me later. 8D
OH, and I found something cool in the files!
BWAHAHAHAHA *falls over laughing*
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
