My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
I had a nightmare last night. O_O I was alone in the room with a version of my younger self, right? And we started talking about the best ramen..and then suddenly...WE WERE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF TEMES.
The worst part?
THEY COULDN'T EVEN WEAR THE SAME FREAKING OUTFIT! AND THEN THEY ALL STARTED TAUNTING ME, "I'm not going back to Konoha. And you know what else? I LOVE you Naruto! LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGGGG.
I DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
I don't want to be alone with millions of Sasukes. With different clothes. HELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH JUST ONE.
I'm scarred for life. I don't ever want to see him again.
Maybe I should stop sleeping in my office...>w>;
<--- it looked like THAT. BUT MULTIPLY THEM D:
-Uzumaki Naruto, Traumatized and Straight-As-A-Ruler Hokage
So the Teme's not really a problem anymore. You could kinda say we worked out our differences for now, but now I probably have to visit Sakura-chan at the hospital. Haha... >w>;
GOOD NEWS IS, THE FESTIVAL'S GONNA BE STARTIN' SOON! ALRIGHT! And the tournament too. Who will win? Boys or Girls? Girls are kinda scary... We did some random match ups and we got the pairings:
Sakura Haruno vs Bruce Parker
Hime Arai vs Suzaku Kururugi
Miranda Farron vs Faye Hargil
Trish vs Uzumaki Naruto
Inu vs Drew Astor
Chero Aoyama vs Sasuke Uchiha
Casa Astor vs Bruce Parker
We had to have one guy go twice because there weren't enough guys and I HAD TO JOIN. I mean geez. I'm Hokage! :P
The Maid Cafe's holding an auction too, and there will be one boy who will be auctioned off. Or maybe two. Probably one. I DON'T KNOW, ASK HIME-TTEBAYO! -w- I can't DOOO everything!
AND INU, STOP BEATING ME IN BLACK OPS! THAT'S AN ORDER! BELIEVE IT!
-Uzumaki Naruto, He-Who-sucks-at Zombie-Shooting Hokage
....that was so scary I covered my eyes when I first saw it. ON IMPULSE.
;w; God, Sasuke. Is that what you meant by "power"?
BECAUSE THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL.
-Uzumaki Naruto, Traumatized Hokage
THAT BASTARD WITH THE DUCK ASS ON HIS HEAD IS HERE.
AND HE'S GIVING ME HELL. HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS. Or maybe he has today. I DON'T CARE.
HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE. D<
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, DAMMIT.
GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
-w-
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
Shikamaru's trying to teach me how to play Shogi...he says it'll make me smarter I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT or something. Since he's got the whole freaking village other than his dad beat, I thought, what the hell? Why not? :D It's not like I got better things to do! DON'T MENTION THE PAPERWORK TO ME
I think I got the hang of it too! I challenged Gaara the other day! I was sooooo going to win!
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
EXACTLY LIKE THAT. MERCILESS!
I still have a bump on my head ;w;
HIME AND SASUKE, I WANT THOSE REPORTS! D< I'LL SEND INU AFTER YOU, DAMMIT!
I think that's it. .w.;
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
