My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
I had a nightmare last night. O_O I was alone in the room with a version of my younger self, right? And we started talking about the best ramen..and then suddenly...WE WERE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF TEMES.
The worst part?
THEY COULDN'T EVEN WEAR THE SAME FREAKING OUTFIT! AND THEN THEY ALL STARTED TAUNTING ME, "I'm not going back to Konoha. And you know what else? I LOVE you Naruto! LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGGGG.
I DON'T SWING THAT WAY.
I don't want to be alone with millions of Sasukes. With different clothes. HELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH JUST ONE.
I'm scarred for life. I don't ever want to see him again.
Maybe I should stop sleeping in my office...>w>;
<--- it looked like THAT. BUT MULTIPLY THEM D:
-Uzumaki Naruto, Traumatized and Straight-As-A-Ruler Hokage
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