My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
Yeah, I know I haven't posted in a while. Eheheheh *scratches the back of his head nervously* I was doin some Hokage stuff, and the other day, Bee taught Gaara and me some rapping skillz. Gaara was like, *lowers voice* "What do I need this for? I am the Kazekage...I should be protecting my people..." and Bee was like *does some gangsta hand gestures*....um. He said...*scratches the back of his neck again* something something something about RAP IS LIFE, YO! So...yeah. *can't remember all of his rap*
I PROMISE I'M GETING BETTER AT IT.
I'm a real G
Original gangsta
Uzuma-ki
BELIEVE IT!
...no wait, that one probably needs some work. *starts practicing and HOPES no body walks into his office right now* Maybe I should take out believe it something...D: BUT THAT'S THE BEST PARRRRRRT DX
-Uzumaki Naruto, Swagtastic Hokage
Shikamaru's trying to teach me how to play Shogi...he says it'll make me smarter I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT or something. Since he's got the whole freaking village other than his dad beat, I thought, what the hell? Why not? :D It's not like I got better things to do! DON'T MENTION THE PAPERWORK TO ME
I think I got the hang of it too! I challenged Gaara the other day! I was sooooo going to win!
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
EXACTLY LIKE THAT. MERCILESS!
I still have a bump on my head ;w;
HIME AND SASUKE, I WANT THOSE REPORTS! D< I'LL SEND INU AFTER YOU, DAMMIT!
I think that's it. .w.;
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
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