My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

YO YO YO!

Yeah, I know I haven't posted in a while. Eheheheh *scratches the back of his head nervously* I was doin some Hokage stuff, and the other day, Bee taught Gaara and me some rapping skillz. Gaara was like, *lowers voice* "What do I need this for? I am the Kazekage...I should be protecting my people..." and Bee was like *does some gangsta hand gestures*....um. He said...*scratches the back of his neck again* something something something about RAP IS LIFE, YO! So...yeah. *can't remember all of his rap*
I PROMISE I'M GETING BETTER AT IT.

I'm a real G
Original gangsta
Uzuma-ki
BELIEVE IT!

...no wait, that one probably needs some work. *starts practicing and HOPES no body walks into his office right now* Maybe I should take out believe it something...D: BUT THAT'S THE BEST PARRRRRRT DX

-Uzumaki Naruto, Swagtastic Hokage

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