My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

Well, that's scary to look at.

....that was so scary I covered my eyes when I first saw it. ON IMPULSE.

;w; God, Sasuke. Is that what you meant by "power"?
BECAUSE THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL.

-Uzumaki Naruto, Traumatized Hokage