My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

OMGWTFBBQ.

THAT BASTARD WITH THE DUCK ASS ON HIS HEAD IS HERE.

AND HE'S GIVING ME HELL. HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS. Or maybe he has today. I DON'T CARE.

HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE. D<

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, DAMMIT.

GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

-w-

-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage