My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

Okay, okay, so like, listen up!

HEY GUYS!
I'M STILL HERE-TTEBAYO!
And I'm still alive, too! *Wave wave wave*

So I got a Tumblr thingy, right? And it was SO HARD to work with! UGH! But I've met lots of new people and stuff so I guess it's okay, y'know. ^w^

I really miss you guys...I'm sorry I haven't been around, y'know? If ya wanna reach me on my Tumblr butt thing, my url is uzumakittebayo.tumblr.com so you can follow me if ya want!

...I'm not Hokage there, though...*wilt*

HEY, WHERE'S THE TEME? I MISS THAT IDIOT

-Naruto Uzumaki, Orange Hokage