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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/17/09 | Reply

    @BanisherOfSouls:

    ...
    but but i don't like kids- so if i let him go would he keep delivering said evil gifts to them making them into slave labourers? becuase he's tottaly in my good books if that happened!
    ^.^

    matt

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/17/09 | Reply

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    Of course Santa isn't real. They just misplaced 'N' in Satan. So, it's actually Satan who is delivering his presents of EVIL! Each toy you think is something from good Old Saint Nick, well YOU'RE WRONG! Those toys were made in an evil factory in hell where they make children slaves build toys. So, you are actually being sent EVIL in every package! Only for a limited time only :D. Capturing "Santa" would bring an end to his evil plot of taking over the minds of the innocent with toys and stop the working of the children in the hell factory..... you now that I think about it, it sounds a lot like the Chinese labor laws we've been trying to fix so children wouldn't work in factories.... hmmmm.... or at least I think it's China. Maybe somewhere else I have no clue.

    Donny

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/15/09 | Reply

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    Jerko? Why thats absulty FANTABULOUS! Yes you should do just that and spred the word around so that all would want to eat it- and make millions as well. And i will leave the captureing of dear SANTA to YOU Mr. Donny Koser (seriously, that's my real last name...... or is it???) becuase i don't believe in him. O.oxim

    matt

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/15/09 | Reply

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    Your welcome. Maybe I should patent this new invention of tacos and beef jerky. Maybe I'll call it, Turkey!!.... hold on. That's already been used. How about Jerkco!! There we go, it's perfect. I'll make MILLIONS!!! MUHAHAHA!! You also have a very SPECIAL Holiday and capture Santa so you can force demands on the elves to give you anything you want for his safe return. Spiked Cookies and milk get him every time >:D.

    Donny Koser (seriously, that's my real last name...... or is it???)

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/15/09 | Reply

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    mmmmmmm! Taco's with beef jerky! sounds very delecctable! I shall have to try that myself! THANK you Donny <insert last name here> :P, you have expanded my taste palette EXTREMLY! Best wishes on yoru HOLIDAY!

    matt

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/15/09 | Reply

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    Tacos?! *sigh* Tis the season to be undeniably strange :D. Now I want some tacos. Taco Bell here I come!!! Give me the grande meal please. MUHAHAHAHA!!! By jerk, do you mean beef jerky? I've never tried it with tacos before. Sounds like a tasty experience of dried and greased meats. I will pass on this delicious combination of jerky and tacos to the rest of the world. You also have a nice day in which you do things that are fun and stuff of that nature.

    ~From the guy who has no idea of what he speaks~

    Donny <insert last name here> :P

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/14/09 | Reply

    Rawr I'm a Taco!

    you've just been taco-defied
    pass it on- because your a jerk

    HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
    *waves*

    ~From the ever loving Canadian~
    Matt Tsuki