- Created By Pinkshu
Chat # 8
Pinkshu: LALIHO! This is Pinkshu. I'm on a case on where GrimmXD might've taken all the stuff she stole and Shuichi.
Narutoku: And I'm helping.
Pinkshu: Right. I have Naruku, the guy who thinks he's a ninja helping me. I'm kidding. You're a good guy.
Narutoku: That reminds me. Why do you and GrimmXD call me Naruku?
Pinkshu: It's your nickname. It's the same reason why we call GrimmXDJaggerjack GrimmXD. Long names. In other words, we call you Naruku; Narutoku without any 'tos'.
Narutoku: (takes off his shoes and counts his toes) What are you talking about? I still have all my toes.
Pinkshu: Nevermind. Let's just look for the missing items and Shuichi.
Narutoku: What about GrimmXD?
Pinkshu: I'm guessing she's taking something else.
Narutoku: Why is she going insane with stealing?
Pinkshu: She's obviously planning something. And besides, when she steals something, she always returns it. Like the sweater she stole months ago. But then again, the owner of the sweater let her steal it so I don't really think that's stealing
Narutoku: Did she return it?
Pinkshu: A few weeks ago.
Narutoku: So she returns everything?
Pinkshu: Everything except for food. Food is for eating so... yeah. And you know you can't return food once you've eaten it. Unless you... you know. But that's gross.
Narutoku: (about to ask another question)
Pinkshu: You ask one more question and I'll read to you the Gravitation Megamixes. And trust me, you don't want to hear what they do.
Narutoku: Alright. I'll stop asking questions. After all why should I continue asking questions even though I am always wondering. I mean it shouldn't be a big deal to ask questions when I'm wondering. So I'll...
Pinkshu: (slowly opens the book and is about to read the first part)
Narutoku: Alright. I'm shutting up.
Pinkshu: Thank you.
Narutoku: How come you're acting this way, Shu?
Pinkshu: Well, it's summer. And there's a game I want that comes out after summer. Also, I'm going to be taking a long hiatus off the chats until September. But then I might be too busy playing the game I want as soon as it comes out so I might not work on it unless it comes to mind.
Narutoku: Oh, I see. Well, I guess we should quickly tell GrimmXD.
Pinkshu: I guess.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (randomly appears behind Shu and Naruku) Hey guys!
Pinkshu + Narutoku: (jump in surprise)
Narutoku: Why did you do that? I'm the cool ninja of this group. You're the scary karate girl.
Pinkshu: What am I?
Narutoku: You're just someone who writes the chats.
Pinkshu: I'm not just someone who writes the chats! I'm a singer!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Stop arguing and come on. I want to show you something.
Pinkshu: What is it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: You'll see. Oh yeah. And you'll need these blindfolds. (wraps blindfolds around Shu's and Naruku's eyes)
Narutoku: Where'd you get these blindfolds?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I stole them.
Narutoku: Why am I not surprised?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Just shut up and come on. (drags Shu and Naruku to the place she wants to show them) Ok. You guys can take off the blindfolds now.
Pinkshu + Narutoku: (take off blindfolds to find themselves at a party with all the Gravitation, Bleach, and Naruto characters, even Shuichi)
Pinkshu: GrimmXD? What is all this?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, since we'll be taking a long break from the chats, I figured that we can end it with a BANG! So with everything I stole, I turned this place into a party.
Pinkshu: Did everyone know of this?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Not at first, but when you guys were looking for the stolen stuff...
Pinkshu: Plus Shuichi!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Whatever. While you guys were searching, I went to everyone and told them to be at the party for this.
Pinkshu: You will be returning all this right?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Of course!
Pinkshu: Then let's party!
(Everyone parties while Shuichi, Hiro and Fujisaki perform 'Blind Game Again')
*5 hours later*
Pinkshu: That was fun.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: You can say that again.
Pinkshu: That was fun.
Narutoku: Yep. Yay summer!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: That's right!
Pinkshu: You do remember to return everything before you do anything else, right?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Already did that while everyone was leaving.
Pinkshu: That's good. Well, that was Chat #8 everyone. We'll see you after the summer break possibly.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yep. And watch out for Hollows.
Narutoku: And ninjas.
Pinkshu: And giants panda robots!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack + Narutoku: (stare at Shu while backing away from her)
Pinkshu: What? It can happen. Bye guys! And have an awesome summer!
Chat #7
Pinkshu: LALIHO! Hiya everyone! Pinkshu here! Sorry I haven't been updated the chats. I've been awfully busy with work. But I'm here now to celebrate the wonders of summer. Yes, summer. The season of swimming and sunshine and...
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs to Shu) Hey Shu. Long time no see. Guess what!
Pinkshu: What?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Guess what!
Pinkshu: What?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Guess what!
Pinkshu: What?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: GUESS WHAT!!!!!!
Pinkshu: WHAT?!!!!!!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: You're not getting it!
Pinkshu: Getting what? What is it I'm supposed to know?
Ulquiorra: Where is she?!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Darn it! See ya Shu! (runs off)
Pinkshu: GrimmXD, wait! You didn't say what it was you wanted to tell me. Aw well. If you remember before we had that really long break, we got Shuichi and Yuki back together and we introduced a new friend that will join us in the chats, Narutoku!
Narutoku: (appears standing upside down on a tree that just randomly appeared) Hello.
Pinkshu: (screams) Naruku! You scared me!
Narutoku: That's what ninjas are supposed to do.
Pinkshu: You are not a ninja. Why are you standing upside down on that tree. You don't even have any chakra.
Narutoku: (falls off and gets up) You just had to say that, didn't you?
Pinkshu: Of course! But since you're here, I've been meaning to ask you. Do you notice that GrimmXD is acting very strange?
Narutoku: How so?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs with rainbow chocolate chip cookie in her hands) MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Narutoku: (looks at her for a few minutes) She seems normal to me.
Pinkshu: She is not and you know it! I've actually been noticing that she's been getting obsessive with stealing things.
Narutoku: Like what?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs past them with glasses in hand) GLASSES!!!!!!!
Sakano: (tries to chase GrimmXD) Miss GrimmXD give me back my glasses! (runs into the tree that randomly appeared)
Narutoku: I never thought that GrimmXD would become so low as to steal someone's glasses.
Pinkshu: I know. And I've been noticing that she's been stealing things that have been getting her in trouble. Like the time she stole all the Zanpakuto in the Soul Society.
(Flashback to GrimmXD with a cart of all the Zanpakuto in the Soul Society and the Soul Reapers are chasing after her)
Pinkshu: And the time she stole all the forbidden scrolls in the Hidden Leaf Village.
(Flashback to GrimmXD with a giant bag of all the forbidden scrolls in the Hidden Leaf Village and all the Leaf ninja are chasing after her)
Pinkshu: And the time she stole candy from little boys and girls plus Ryuichi.
(Flashback to GrimmXD with a backpack full of candy and all the little boys and girls plus Ryuichi are chasing after her)
Narutoku: Oh no! Who knows what she'll be stealing next!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs past them with Shuichi in her arms and singing Blind Game Again)
Shuichi: Shu! Naruku! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkshu: Oh no! Now she's resulted to kidnapping!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (comes up to them) Not kidnapping! I'm stealing him!
Narutoku: From who?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (points to a car coming at them)
Yuki: (from inside the car) GrimmXD! You better bring the brat back or you'll wish you've never been born!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, I'd like to stay and chat but I have to get away from Yuki. (runs away)
Pinkshu: I wonder what she's trying to accomplish by stealing all these things. I guess we'll find out next chat because I'm now hungry. Let's get some pizza!
Narutoku: Yay!
Pinkshu: Bye everyone!
Chat #6
Pinkshu: LALIHO!!! This is Pinkshu! On the last chat, GrimmXD and I were trying to get Shuichi and Yuki back together. Of course the first plan didn't work so now we have no choice but to use... PLAN B! (laughs maniacally while there is thunder and lightning and creepy music plays)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Hey Shu? What is Plan B anyways?
Pinkshu: I don't really know actually. I mean I have been thinking about it for the whole week and I've come up with nothing. And how do you really get a sarcastic romance novelist and a melodramatic rockstar to become a couple once again? We would need some kind of genius plan that will work 100% to get those two together.
???: And I can help you with that.
Pinkshu: Who said that?
(Smoke comes)
???: I am a genius with everything you have just said and I will help you get your boys back into a couple.
Pinkshu: You will?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: How do we know we can trust you? Who are you?
???: I am a master of everything. I can control time and space... Actually I can't. Who can anyways other than Dialga and Palkia in the Pokemon series? But back to my introduction, I am skilled with many martial arts skills. I am... (moves out of the fading smoke and starts coughing) ... Narutoku!!!!!!!
Pinkshu: Hiya Narutoku! How are you?
Narutoku: I'm good. But now I'm hungry for a cookie.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Aww, you got me hungry for one too!
Pinkshu: Same here! Let's go get cookies!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack + Narutoku: Yeah!
(After buying some cookies)
Narutoku: Aw man. These are some delicious cookies. Where did you buy them?
Pinkshu: Walmart.
Narutoku: Nice.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: So what brings you here Naruku?
Narutoku: Well, I heard you guys were in these chats and I wanted to be a part of it!
Pinkshu: You're welcome to do so!
Narutoku: Thanks Shu. But now back to the business I started before, I'll help you get Shuichi and Yuki back together.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: How are you going to do that?
Narutoku: (Is about to speak then freezes) You just had to ask, did you?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: So you're saying you do not have a plan.
Narutoku: Nope. Not really.
GrimmhowXDJaggerjack: So how were you going to get them together?
Narutoku: I don't know. I just thought that if I said that I knew how to get them together, you would have me be part of the chats.
Pinkshu: Back to square one.
Narutoku: But not to worry, ladies. I WILL FIND SOME WAY EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY LIFE!!!!!! (walks forward and falls into hole)
Pinkshu: Where'd that hole come from? (looks inside hole to see Grimmjow digging and Narutoku sitting where he fell)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Grimmjow! I've been looking all over for you. What are you doing digging a hole?
Grimmjow: Nothing.
Pinkshu: If it's nothing, how come you have that bag big enough to hold a person?
Grimmjow: No reason.
(Bag moves)
Narutoku: Let's see what's inside. (opens bag to see Ryuichi inside)
Ryuichi: (crys) That big scary kitty person is being so mean! (runs away)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Grimmjow? Were you trying to bury Ryuichi alive?!
Grimmjow: Nnnnnnnooooooooooo.
Pinkshu: You were, you big meany!
Grimmjow: Ok! I admit it! But you try to deal with him and his stupid pink rabbit! He deserves to be dead! I'm not sure if there'll be anyone who'll miss him.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes there will considering that he's a famous star!
Pinkshu: Wait! Grimmjow has given me an idea on how to get Shuichi and Yuki back together! (whispers idea to GrimmXD and Naruku)
Narutoku: You think it will work?
Pinkshu: I know it will!
(2 hours later)
Narutoku: So when will the plan start?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Ichigo and Grimmjow should've told them by now!
Pinkshu: Don't worry guys! They will be here in 3... 2... 1...
(Car smashes into wall that just randomly appeared. Yuki comes out of car)
Yuki: Where's Shuichi? Where is he?
(Motorcycle comes with Hiro and Shuichi on it)
Shuichi: Shu? Is Yuki ok? (looks over at Yuki) Yuki! You're alright!
Yuki: Shuichi? But I was told that you were dying in this spot.
Shuichi: I'm not dying! I was told that you were dying here!
Pinkshu: You both are dying... Dying to see each other! You both rushed here because you were worried about the other one dying! Now forget this stupid competition and get back together.
Shuichi: Well, it was very immature of me.
Yuki: Yes, it was very immature of you.
Shuichi: Excuse me! You also acted pretty immature as well. You're always so mean to everyone. Including myself.
Yuki: I thought you knew me by now, brat! I'm still trying to get used to this. Having you in my life is a big change for me. It doesn't mean that I don't like it.
Shuichi: Really? Oh Yuki!
Pinkshu: Aww. You both are so cute together. Now why don't you little lovebirds head back home and show each other how much you loved the other.
Yuki + Shuichi: (leave in Yuki's car)
Narutoku: Wait! Let me get this straight. They were close to splitting up because of a competition?
Pinkshu: Yep!
Narutoku: Do you deal with this every chat?
Pinkshu: Pretty much!
Narutoku: I LOVE IT! This will be so much fun!
Pinkshu: Uh huh! Now where did GrimmXD go?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs past Shu and Naruku with a magnum) I HAVE THE MAGNUM!!!!!!!!
K: (chasing GrimmXD) GIVE ME BACK MY MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!
Pinkshu: Oh boy! Well, that was Chat #6! Hope you enjoyed it. Now Naruku, let's go help get the magnum away from GrimmXD before she tries to kill someone with it and before K tries to kill her.
Narutoku: Ok.
Pinkshu + Narutoku: Bye everyone!
Chat #5
Pinkshu: LALIHO!!! Pinkshu here with some shocking news. Shuichi and Yuki have made a competition on who can survive the month without embracing each other, they won't even speak to each other, and worst of all, GrimmXD has stolen Kumagoro!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (runs past Shu) You'll never catch me, Ryuichi!
Ryuichi: (chasing GrimmXD) Give me back Kumagoro!
Pinkshu: Will Yuki and Shuichi get back together before the month? Will this be a cause that will separate them forever? Will GrimmXD ever give back Kumagoro? We'll find out on this chat!
*2 hours later*
Pinkshu: (talking on the phone with Shuichi) What do you mean you're staying over at Hiro's?"
Shuichi: (Through the phone) If I stay home, I'll eventually end up giving in to him. I can't let him win! So if I stay over at Hiro's, I can survive the whole month.
Pinkshu: Do you really think that staying over at Hiro's is gonna make it better? You'll end up missing him.
Shuichi: No I won't, because I'll be hanging out with Hiro and Fujisaki everyday.
Pinkshu: Doing what?
Shuichi: You know, hang out at the mall, eating junk food, getting chased by crazy squealing fangirls, you know, the typical life of celebrity rockstars. See ya Shu! I'm going to the amusement park! Bye! (hangs up phone)
Pinkshu: Somehow, I feel like this is all the giant robot panda's fault!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (randomly appears) What are you talking about? There weren't any giant robot pandas in the last chat.
Pinkshu: (screams) You scared me, GrimmXD. How are things?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, you know, I stole Kumagoro because I wondered what it would be like if I put a mod soul in him and Ryuichi caught me with his 'giant flying squirrel' attack before I could do anything. So, what's the plan?
Pinkshu: Plan for what?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: For getting Shuichi and Yuki to forget this whole thing. After all, it is all your fault.
Pinkshu: How is it all my fault?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, if you didn't get Shuichi so upset because of Yuki, this wouldn't have happened.
Pinkshu: In case you've forgotten, you helped with getting Shuichi upset. But Yuki deserves most of the blame.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: True. He's the one that called you fat.
Pinkshu: That's right! But that's Yuki. He can't change no matter how much Shuichi and I want him to.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Well, he and Shuichi have gotta change and forget this whole thing. If they don't, there may be no more chats, no more Shuichi and Yuki, no more Gravitation, and worst of all, NO MORE KUMAGORO!!!!!!
Pinkshu: NO!!!!!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE KUMAGORO BEAM ON ANYONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Since when?
Pinkshu: Since now! KUMAGORO BEAM!!!!! (throws Kumagoro at GrimmXD)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Do I need to use my karate moves on you?
Pinkshu: EEK!(hides)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I'm kidding Shu. But seriously, never do that again!
Pinkshu: Ok! And I've just now thought of a way to get Shuichi and Yuki to get back together.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I poke their eyes with this pen? (Holds up pen)
Pinkshu: No, and I can't believe you stole a pen.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: What makes you believe I stole it?
Pinkshu: You always steal things, like the time you stole that sweater...
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I didn't steal it! It was lent to me.
Pinkshu: How long are you keeping it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Until the end of the year.
Pinkshu: Well, anyways there was also times you stole food...
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: ... from friends. I wouldn't take food from public places without paying.
Pinkshu: True. And you stole Kumagoro!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I wanted to put a mod soul in it so he would come alive for Ryuichi.
Pinkshu: Kumagoro is alive. He just doesn't like to move or talk most of the time.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: In conclusion, there's no proof I stole this pen.
Pinkshu: There's a second reason why I know you stole it.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And what's that?
Pinkshu: It says 'Property of Eiri Yuki'.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Darn it! I thought this would be fool proof!
Pinkshu: Ok, now I have two plans. First, we return the pen.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Awww. But it's so shiny!
Pinkshu: We are returning the pen and that's final.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Fine! What's the plan after that?
Pinkshu: (whispers plan in GrimmXD's ear.)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: That's crazy!
Pinkshu: But it may work!
*With Yuki*
Yuki: This is my sanctuary! Where I can write my books without anyone disturbing me. No evil girls, no cats or strawberries, and most of all, no stupid brat.
(Knock on the door)
Yuki: Who is it and what do you want?
???: Yuki? When will you come out of the washroom?
Yuki: None of your business!
???: Yuki! Come on! I wanna play with you!
Yuki: Who are you to want something like that? (finishes what he was doing and opens the door)
Pinkshu: (stands in front with a pink wig and orange sweater on)
Yuki: Shu? What do you want?
Pinkshu: I'm not Pinkshu! I'm Shuichi; your lover!
Yuki: You are not the brat!
Pinkshu: Yes I am! I have pink hair and I'm annoying, so I must be Shuichi.
Yuki: You are not Shuichi! Besides, there are lots of characters with pink hair and are annoying.
Pinkshu: No there aren't!
Yuki: Yes there are! Now leave! (grabs Shu by the hood and throws her out the door)
*Meanwhile with Shuichi*
Shuichi: That was really fun! Wasn't it Hiro?
Hiro: Yeah! How come the three of us haven't done so before?
Shuichi: I don't know!
(Knock on the door)
Shuichi: I'll get it Hiro! (Opens door)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (Standing in front with a blonde wig and a black trenchcoat)
Shuichi: Hi there GrimmXD! Why are you dressed like Yuki?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: That's because I am Yuki, stupid.
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
Shuichi: No you're not!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yes I am!
*Continue on for 5 hours*
*After the 5 hours with Shu and GrimmXD*
Pinkshu: Plan A failed!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I thought Plan A was to return the pen I stole?
Pinkshu: No that was just returning the pen. I'm talking about the plan to get Shuichi and Yuki back together.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Oh! Then you're right, Plan A did fail!
Pinkshu: But not to worry, my friend! Plan B is always the plan that works! That was Chat #5 everyone! Join us next week when we work on Plan B! Bye!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Bye!
Chat #4
Pinkshu: LALIHO!!!! Hiya everyone! Pinkshu here! It's been a while, but I've been very busy.
Yuki: Doing what?
Pinkshu: You know, write stories, hanging with friends, etc. I have a life.
Yuki: Really? I thought you were someone who just spends their time on the computer in their basement and watch *beep beep beep beep beep beep*
Pinkshu: (covers Yuki's mouth) No I don't. You're lying!
Shuichi: Shu, where were you? You missed spending Easter with us. Mr. Sakuma was in his Kumagoro outfit handing out eggs.
Pinkshu: I've been busy.
Yuki: Yeah, watching *beep beep beep beep beep*
Pinkshu: Will you shut up? Anyways, Shuichi, what kind of eggs did you get? Caramel center eggs, Creme Eggs, or plain old chocolate eggs?
Shuichi: It was a normal egg from a chicken.
Pinkshu: CHICKEN EGGS?! You're supposed to get chocolate eggs!
Shuichi: Really?! I didn't know that!
Yuki: What else is new?
Pinkshu: Did you get some eggs, Yuki?
Shuichi: He sure did! He got one big one! It's made to look like a rock!
Yuki: That's because it was a rock, stupid. Sakuma gave me an egg shaped rock while everyone else got chicken eggs. Not that I'm complaining. Why would I want a chicken egg anyways?
Pinkshu: You guys go through really wierd things during the holidays.
Shuichi: How so?
Pinkshu: Hello?! You guys got chicken eggs instead of chocolate eggs. That is except for Yuki who got a rock.
Yuki: I don't even like Easter anyways.
Pinkshu: (sarcastic) Sure you don't.
Shuichi: What did you do for Easter, Shu?
Pinkshu: Nothing big. Just dinner with my family.
Yuki: Did you eat a lot?
Pinkshu: Why?
Yuki: Because you look like you need to lose 100 pounds.
Pinkshu: What are you talking about? I'm not big and fat.
Yuki: Not really. When we first met, I thought you were some fat guy.
Pinkshu: WHAT?! Why you... (starts karate poses)
Yuki: (raises eyebrow)
Pinkshu: (stops) Wait, I don't know Karate.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (randomly appears) But I do.
Pinkshu: Hiya GrimmXD.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Hey Shu. I came to back you up against Yuki. Us girls got to stick together, right?
Pinkshu: Uh huh. Especially since we both hang out with no one else in the Anime worlds but boys. You hang with the Bleach boys and I hang out with the Gravitation boys.
Yuki: Are you done talking?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Want me to kick your butt right now like I did the last time?
Shuichi: Please no violence! Besides I won't let anyone hurt Yuki...
Pinkshu: But Shuichi he needs to become a nicer guy.
Yuki: The brat said that I shouldn't get hurt.
Shuichi: WOULD YOU GUYS LET ME FINISH?!?!?! Like I was saying, I won't let anyone hurt Yuki, but I could teach him a lesson. (points to Yuki) Yuki, just for being mean to Shu, GrimmXD, and any other girl out there, you and I won't do *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* for a whole month!
Yuki: You won't last!
Shuichi: Try me!
Pinkshu: Ooh! A competition! Who will cave first? Yuki or Shuichi. See you next time on these chats. Hope you enjoyed it!
