- Created By Pinkshu
Chats #3
Pinkshu: LALIHO!!!!! Hiya everyone! Pinkshu here!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And I'm GrimmjowXDJaggerjack!
Pinkshu: Hey, GrimmXD! What're you doing here?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I've got nothing else to do so I decided to join you on your chats!
Pinkshu: Awesome! The more the merrier I always say!
Yuki: Great. More idiots joing in.
Pinkshu: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: Whatever. What's next? A talking strawberry?
Ichigo: Who're you calling a strawberry?
Yuki: (eye twiches)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that I brought Ichigo and Grimmjow here to make this more fun.
Yuki: (sarcastically) Oh joy. It'll be fun.
Shuichi: Hi Ichigo and Grimmjow! My name's Shuichi and this is Yuki and we're really happy to have you here!
Grimmjow: Whatever.
Pinkshu: Well, it seems like Grimmjow and Yuki can become good friends.
Grimmjow: I'm not gonna become friends with a blondie.
Yuki: What did you call me?
Pinkshu: Careful. Yuki's killed someone before.
Grimmjow: Well, I've killed thousands. And I can beat this guy anytime, anywhere.
Shuichi: Hey! No one says that to my man!
Yuki: What the...? Shut it Shuichi. I'm not your man!
Shuichi: (crying) Yes you are!
Grimmjow + Ichigo: (laughs at Yuki)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: You are Shuichi's man, Yuki.
Pinkshu: Yeah! Apologize to him!
Shuichi: I can prove we are together! We have rings on our fingers! See?
Grimmjow + Ichigo: (laugh harder)
Yuki: (hits Shuichi while blushing) You're not supposed to show them, idiot!
Ichigo: (stops laughing) So, you guys really are a couple (silent) That's wierd and gross at the same time.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: By the way, Shuichi? Where's that guitarist best friend of yours?
Shuichi: Who? Hiro? He's with his girlfriend, Ayaka.
Pinkshu: She used to be Yuki's fiancee.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: And K is...?
Shuichi: I don't know. Maybe he's off shooting something or someone.
Grimmjow: I see him now! (runs over to K) Hey K let's go kill someone! (grins)
K: Ok!
Ichigo: Don't you dare, Grimmjow. (runs after Grimmjow)
Ogichi: Have fun, King. (grins evily)
Shuichi + Yuki: (stare with fright)
Pinkshu: Speaking of K, I have a joke!
Shuichi: What is it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yeah, do tell.
Pinkshu: What does K love more than anything?
Ogichi: Oh please no.
Yuki: Don't, Shu.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Shut up, you two! (hits both Yuki and Ogichi in the head) Go on.
Shuichi: What is it? What does he love?
Pinkshu: He loves shooting stars! (laughs)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Hehe... Good one! (smiles awkwardly at Shu)
Shuichi: I don't get it.
Yuki: That was awful!
Ogichi: Yeah! Where do you get your sense of humor? In a church?
Pinkshu: Well, can you guys do better?
Shuichi: I still don't get it.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I can! What's Grimmjow's favorite food?
Pinkshu: I don't know. What?
Grimmjow: I'm back after some time with K. Can I answer it?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Be my guest.
Grimmjow: (smirks at Ichigo) My favorite food is strawberries.
Ichigo: (hits Grimmjow in the head) Shut up, Grimm... (blushes deep red)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (laughing really hard) I crack myself up! Get it, Shu?
Pinkshu: (laughs awkwardly) Yeah, I get it.
Shuichi: Seriously, what do the jokes mean? I don't get it.
Yuki: In my opinion, you both have zero talent at telling jokes.
Grimmjow: Shut it, Snow White.
Yuki: (eye twiches) Snow White?!
Pinkshu: Uh oh! RUN FOR COVER!
Grimmjow: (smirks as big as he can)
Pinkshu: Careful, Grimmjow! Yuki comes from a family of priests.
Grimmjow: So? I'm an Arancar, idiot.
Pinkshu: Oh well. I tried to stop it, but I guess we'll be dealing with some bloodshed. (looks over at Shuichi who is in the way of Grimmjow and Yuki) Shuichi! Get over here, you big idiot!
Shuichi: What? What's going on?
Grimmjow: You're dead, Goldilocks! (charges Cero)
Yuki: No one calls me Goldilocks! (pulls out cross pendant)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Here comes GrimmXD to save the day! MOVE SHUICHI!!!!!!!! (tackles Shuichi)
Grimmjow: (fires Cero)
Yuki: (creates barrier with cross)
Ichigo: Gestsuga Tenshou (fires said power at Grimmjow)
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Stop fighting you two! No matter how cool the battle looked, you would destroy the building if you continued.
Pinkshu: GrimmXD's right! Besides, if you guys continued fighting, Shuichi here would start joining the battle.
Grimmjow: So?
Pinkshu: Shuichi can't die no matter how hard you try.
Yuki: It's true! Trust me, I've tried.
Pinkshu: And he would only join the battle if Yuki is in danger.
Shuichi: (crying) I don't want Yuki hurt!
Ichigo: Stop crying, you stupid pink haired idiot. Grimmjow, if you don't stop, I'll cut you up!
Grimmjow: (sighs) Fine!
Shuichi: Yay! Yuki's safe!
Yuki: Shuichi, let go!
Grimmjow: Sucker! (laughs at Yuki)
Yuki: Shut it, Pussy!
Grimmjow: What was that?!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Grimmjow! Yuki! Stop!
Grimmjow + Yuki: (turn their backs on each other)
Pinkshu: I still think my K joke was funny.
Ichigo + Grimmjow: No way!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Sorry Shu, but they're kinda right...
Pinkshu: Huh? What?
Everyone - Shuichi + Pinkshu: Your joke sucks!
Pinkshu: (starts crying) Well, mine isn't as bad as GrimmXD's
Yuki: I still think you both suck.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: HOW DARE EVERYONE except Shuichi MAKE SHU CRY LIKE THIS! YOU ARE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!!! (grabs sword)
Everyone - Pinkshu + Shuichi + GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: OH BOY!!! (run for their lives)
Toshiro: (randomly appears) Don't worry. GrimmXD won't actually kill them.
Hiro: (randomly appears) But they may be seriously injured when she's done with them.
Pinkshu: That was Chat #3, everyone! Hope you like it!
Chat #2
Pinkshu: LALIHO! This is everyone's favorite, Pinkshu.
Yuki: You're not everyone's favorite.
Pinkshu: Why not?
Yuki: Simple. You don't have any talent for anything.
Pinkshu: (sticks tongue out at Yuki) Anyways, I was trying to come up with something fun we could do this chat. And then, it hit me...
Shuichi: (throws shoe at Shu)
Pinkshu: Ow! Not literally, Shuichi!
Shuichi: Oops, sorry. I thought you needed something to hit you.
Pinkshu: I didn't. And now the shoe's stuck in my hair.
Yuki: Well, I guess now the two 'Shoes' have come together.
Pinkshu: (gets show out of hair and throws it at Yuki) Well now the 'Shoes' have hit the 'Snow'.
Shuichi: Anyways, what was it you were about to say before all that?
Pinkshu: Well, like I was saying I had come up with an idea for this chat... a DDR match!
Shuichi: Yay! A DDR match!
Yuki: Someone please shoot me.
K: (randomly appears and aims gun at Yuki) Ok, but you asked for it.
Yuki: What the... I didn't mean it, K. It's a figure of speech.
K: Aw, and I wanted to try this new gun out.
Pinkshu: No guns. This is DDR!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Did someone say DDR?
Pinkshu: Oh, hi GrimmXD! So glad you made it!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I'm not late again, am I?
Pinkshu: Nope. You're right on time!
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Yay! I hope you don't mind me bringing some of my Bleach friends over, do you?
Pinkshu: Nope. The more the merrier!
(Everyone plays DDR)
(5 hours later)
Pinkshu: Wow! That was fun!
Yuki: Oh boy. Where's Shuichi?
Shuichi: (on a rock that just randomly appeared playing with a lute)
Yuki: Please tell me he's not gonna be doing something stupid.
Shuichi: (singing) My delicious pocky. I'd get you while playing hockey. No one should ever mock me because I really love pocky.
Yuki: Spoke too soon.
Pinkshu: What do you expect? It's Shuichi. Hey, Shuichi. Where'd you get the lute?
Shuichi: (stops singing) At the music shop that just randomly appeared.
Yuki: What is with things randomly appearing?
Pinkshu: (shrugs) Anyways, that was our second chat. Hope you enjoyed it!
Yuki: I didn't.
Pinkshu: Mood killer.
Yuki: Don't mention 'killer' in front of me!
Pinkshu: Whatever! Bye, everyone!
Chat #1
Pinkshu: LALIHO!!!! I'm pink! I'm a 'shu'! I'm Pinkshu! This is the debut of my chats. Yay! I hope they are funny.
Yuki: I think they're stupid. I mean your opening was pathetic.
Pinkshu: Well, at least I'm not a novelist that doesn't know many words.
Yuki: (silent)
Pinkshu: Anyways, if you guys are here, then that means you loved my chats. If not, then I shall summon the giant robots pandas. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shuichi: Hey, Yuki?
Yuki: What is it?
Shuichi: Doesn't Shu act like a mix between me and Reiji?
Yuki: Yeah, but I wouldn't put he in the hot category like Reiji.
Shuichi: What do you mean? Do you put anyone into categories?
Yuki: Yes.
Shuichi: Tell me, Yuki. What category am I in?
Yuki: You're in your own category; the special category.
Shuichi: Special? I'm special to you?
Yuki: What I mean was...
Shuichi: YAY! You hear that Shu? I'm special to Yuki.
Pinkshu: YAY! Now we have two things to celebrate, the debut of these chats, and for you becoming special to Yuki.
Pinkshu + Shuichi: (Start dancing)
(Celebration starts playing. All the other Gravitation characters come in and start dancing)
Yuki: (Sigh) Why am I surrounded by idiots? (tries to get out)
Shuichi: (trips and falls on the floor)
Yuki: (Trips over Shuichi and starts going through a chain reaction of pain)
Everyone - Yuki: (Watches Yuki go through pain)
*2 hours later*
Pinkshu: Well guys, because of tripping over Shuichi and all that, Yuki is now in the hospital and in a lot of pain.
Shuichi: But that's ok. Cause I know how to make Yuki feel better.
Pinkshu: How?
Shuichi: I baked him a cake (holds up cake)
Pinkshu: (Nervous) I'm not sure if giving him that cake will be a good idea.
Shuichi: What are you talking about? Yuki will feel terrific after I give him this. (trips)
(Cake falls into plant that just randomly appeared and explodes)
(Silence)
Pinkshu: (Breaking the silence) At least you didn't give that to Yuki.
Shuichi: (breaks out crying) Why does everything I do screw up?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (randomly appears) Well if you did give it to Yuki, all the people that wanted Yuki for their own could've had a piece of him
Shuichi: (starts crying harder)
Pinkshu: Oh hey. It's my good friend GrimmjowXDJaggerjack.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: How's it hanging, Shu? And remember to call me GrimmXD
Pinkshu: Ok GrimmXD. You do know that you've come at a bad time, right?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Did I? I didn't notice. I came here for the party.
Pinkshu: Well, I'm sorry to say that the party was over two hours ago when Yuki got into the accident of tripping over Shuichi.
Grimmjow: Ok. Another reason why I'm here. Have you've seen Grimmjow?
Pinkshu: Is that him hiding behind that tree that just randomly appeared?
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (looks at the tree that just randomly appeared to see Grimmjow hiding behind it) There you are, Grimmjow!
Grimmjow: Aw, crap.
GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: Come on. I need you for my story. (drags Grimmjow away)
Pinkshu: Well, that was the chat today everyone. I hope you enjoyed it.
Tiny Gravi Chats
LALIHO!!! Hi everyone. This is Pinkshu. I have a profile on fanfiction.net as Pinkshuchan. Sadly, tiny chats I made weren't allowed so I've decided to post them here. The chats are just little chats as if I'm talking to Shuichi, Yuki, and all the other Gravi characters. They will start on Monday. Hope you enjoy them.Hopefully they are allowed here.
Pictures finally being uploaded
LALIHO!!!! Hiya, Pinkshu back again. I finally got some pictures uploaded onto my profile. Hope you like them!