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WELCOME TO THE INTARWEBZ.
I'M PROBABLY THE FIRST ONE TO WELCOME YOU HUH, DON'T YOU FEEL SPECIAL!

RULES

• YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TEH INTARWEBZ
• YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TEH INTARWEBZ
• YOU MUST TYPE IN CAPS
• BE SEMI-LITERATE
• BE NICE
• ALEXIANNE IS GOD. OBEY.
• KYRIANNE IS VICE GOD. OBEY.
• KYRIANNE IS NOT JESUS. SHE IS VICE GOD.
• WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STEAL YOUR KNICKERS.
• BAD PEOPLE ARE PUT ON THE BAD PEOPLE LIST. AND WE CRY.

HAVE FUN..

FIRST POST

OMG, THIS IS TEH INTARWEBS! TEH WEBBERNETZ! TEH INTERNETZ. THIS IS SERIOUS, GUYSE.
WELCOME TO OUR WORLD, AWESOMELY NAMED THE INTERNETZ. OR INTARWEBZ. OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF. THE ONLY THING YOU MUST KNOW IS THAT IT'S AWESOME AND ANYONE WHO JOINS IS AWESOME.
DO YOU NOT WANT TO BE AWESOME!?

WE WILL BE SCOUTING OUT PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS OF OUR CULT CLUB.
WE REALLY AREN'T A CULT. WHAT IS THERE TO BE CULTISH ABOUT? IS THAT EVEN A WORD?

IF YOU WISH TO JOIN:

• YOU HAVE GOOD ARTWORKZ*
• YOU MUST BE AWESOME
• YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
• KYRIANNE AND I DETERMINE THESE. YOU MAY APPLY MORE THAN ONCE IF YOU FAIL THE FIRST TIME.

*EXCEPTIONS ARE MADE.

CONGRATULATIONS IF YOU GET AN INVITE. WE PROBABLY ALREADY THINK YOU'RE AWESOME.

NOW YOU THINK.
WTF IS THIS ALL ABOUT.

NOTHING.

WE JUST FELT LIKE MAKING A GROUP TO GATHER ALL THE AWESOME PEOPLE ON THE NEW OTAKU. YOU MAY POST WHAT YOU WISH HERE, WITHIN LOGIC THINKING. MEMES, ARTWORK, AND AWESOMENESS ARE EXPECTED, BUT YOU CAN PLEASANTLY SURPRISE US WITH OTHER THINGS.
BAD PEOPLE AKA PEOPLE WHO'VE SCREWED UP AKA PEOPLE ME OR KYRIANNE OR ANOTHER AWESOME MEMBER* DISSAPROVE OF WILL BE PUT ON A LIST. THE GROUP MAY BE ADVISED TO IGNORE THEM AND THE OFFENDER WILL OF COURSE BE REMOVED FROM THE GROUP.
*THIS MEMBER MUST BE PRETTY AWESOME.

YOU MUST BE LITERATE. PLEASE ONLY SPEAK "LYK DIS LOLOLOL" IF IT IS IN JEST. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS, BUT IF U ALWYZ TLK LYK DIS N ANNY EVR1...YOU FAIL AND ARE ON THE BAD LIST.

IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED ALREADY. YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPSLOCK. OR ELSE. IF YOU FORGET, WE FORGIVE YOU. ONCE.

IF YOU THINK YOU WANT SOMEONE IN THIS GROUP, YOU MUST APPEAL TO ALEXIANNE. MESSAGE HER AND CONVINCE HER OF THE AWESOMENESS OF THE PERSON YOU WANT ADDED. WE WILL CONFER (KYRIANNE AND I) AND HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE ADDED. IT IS A PLUS IF THEY ALSO ASK, BECAUSE WE AREN'T ADDING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE ADDED.
IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE THE GROUP, PLEASE NOTIFY ALEXIANNE. I WILL DELETE YOU.
YOU WILL HAVE TO APPEAL TO US AGAIN TO REJOIN.

THE RULES MAY AND PROBABLY WILL CHANGE OVER TIME.
PLAY NICELY, CHILDREN.