Because I can be happy too...

Rant #1- Speaking literate

Lyk3 Oh emm Geeee!!! Hw cn any1 undrstnd a dmn thng u r syin whn u tlk lyk3 dis.

Seriously, I think I just died of shock because I just typed that. People, you are a human being. You go to school for what 13? years of your life. You could at least pretend to care what inpression you make on people out in this crazy thing called the world. Am I asking you to use perfect grammar? Hell no! I'm asking/telling you to stop talking like you are a bloody baby..wait, no, babies are smarter than that!

-Capt. Mizzy Sparrow

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