Haiya! This is the world of my FMA Homunculus OC, JEALOUSY!
I'm going to be posting stuff all about her and her life! All first 130 years, and the years after that! RP's with Hawkclaw and other people, little info changes about her physical form and background story, and snippet stories about her life!
Good god, I sound like an announcer in a commercial.
Well, Hawkclaw came back to me! Part two!
Envy: let's subtract the love bit. You're just plain drunk! *drags her off to find poison*
Random Villager 3: Hey, sir, is she alright? She seems a little drunk to me...
Jealousy: Love drunk, thats- *hic* what I am.... >///////<
Envy: Your drunk, have you seen a teenage girl with blonde hair with green eyes. About this height. -
Random Villager 3: Yes, I think so. Here, follow me.
Jealousy: I-I'm coming with you, sweets! >////< *Seriously drunk, hasn't called him sweets before*
Envy: In the name of god hurry sir...
Random Villager 3: Hello, Liz! Your friends want to speak with you a moment!
Poison: *looks over at the two* hey will and Jamie. What ya need?
Envy: I think we need to get her away from everybody else, she is drunker than ever. I mean much more than usual. Much much much more. She called me sweets. She never does that, not even drunk!
Poison: *O.o* oh okay I'll help you take her to the inn...
Jealousy: Eh, my vision is blurry *hic* is that, like- *hic* normal for me?
Poison: come on sweetie. Come with us, were going back to the inn.
Jealousy: Eh, yeah- *hic* W-wheres Will?
Poison: oh dear. The poor guy fled.
Jealousy: *slurry* Eh, ok then.... I'm so tired.... *slurry*
Poison: you can sleep when we get back to the inn.
Jealousy:zzzzzzzzzz... *passes out*
The next morning... you can guess.
Poison: mornin sleepy head! How'd u sleep?
Jealousy: S-S-Stop yelling, my head hurts so much....
Poison: *talks quieter* you drank to much last night.
Jealousy: L-Last night? Wh-What was last night again?
Poison: The village we stayed in had this big party. Apparently someone gave you to much alcohol.
O-Oh right, the village had a party... I got drunk? Did I do that thing you guys never tell me about? Did I?
Poison: I didn't see it so I can't be sure what you did or said. But I can tell you one thing, he didn't come back last night.
Jealousy: Wh-what? What is it I do when I'm drunk?
Random Villager: Hello! *opens door to bright sunshine*
Poison: hello, sir.
Jealousy: GGGAAAHHH! It's too bright! And quit yelling like that! My ears nearly got damaged! *burys self under covers.*
Poison: sorry sir. My friend drank a little to much last night, she has a hangover.
It's one AM, and I'm really tired, so I ended it there. So tired...
There was something I wanted to tell you, but forgot... oh well!
Ok, so as we speak, Hawkclaw129 and I are having an RP about Jealousy, Envy, and Poison, stuck in the middle of nowhere, and well, here it is! So far of coarse, so be patient!
Poison: We are lost. So very lost....
Jealousy: N-no we're not! I-I know exactly where we are!
Poison: Yeah total J because you know every centimeter of Shamballa like the back of your hand!
Jealousy: J-Just be quiet! I-I think it's this way...
Poison: *whispers* I kinda wish Envy was here right now....
Jealousy: I heard that.
Poison: Damn your Vulcan hearing!!!
Jealousy: Oh, and.... wish granted. OI!
Poison: I didn't really mean it!!!
Jealousy: He was here the whole time. Hey, You hear me?! Oh, come on, I know your there! Get down here!
Envy: *Climbs down tree* What?
Jealousy: HA! I KNEW IT! Uh, come over here.
Poison: Don't hurt him, J.
Jealousy: I-I'm not gonna hurt him! *whispering to Envy* Uh..... c-could you help us get out of here?
Envy: you don't know how to get out of a forest? Seriously Jealousy, that's the saddest thing I ever heard.
Jealousy: Sh-shaddup! I-I thought I knew the way....
Poison: Told ya... Where lost.
Jealousy: Say that again and your dead, Poison.
Poison: I'm just stating a true fact, genius.
Envy: it is pretty sad..
Jealousy: CAN YOU GET US OUT OF HERE OR NOT, BASTARD?!?!?!
Envy: what ya think, Bitch?
Jealousy: I think you cant too. Thats what I think.
Envy: I'm gonna ignore that. *Turns to Poison* Come on I'll get cha out of here.
Poison: thanks Envy. And please don't try and kill eachother, right now...
Jealousy: Oh I'll try *mumbles* but i dont think i'll have any success with that.
Poison: well this is gonna be fun... *Laughs awkwardly*
Ok! They have walked for quite a while.
Poison: Envy, are we almost out of the forest yet?
Envy: *Stops* one sec.... This way.
Jealousy: Oh, thats what i said before, but are we out yet? NO!
Poison: *mumbles* please don't start this…
Jealousy: *stops* you hear that?
Poison: what? Hear what???
Jealousy: I... I think I hear laughter!
Envy: oh so scary!!! Laughter.
Jealousy: Shut up! I think I hear a village or something!
Poison: I didn't think there was anyone living in these parts...
Jealousy: Maybe it's an Ishbalan village or rebels. Someone who would take in outsiders. *Sees Envy* Oi, something bothering you?
Envy: nope nothin'
Jealousy: Hm. You seem uncomfortable or something. Whatever!
Poison: Then maybe we shouldnt go check it out.
Jealousy: But it's getting dark. I cant see any thing at twilight. Besides, they could point us to the nearest city!
Poison: alright.
When they are there...
Random Villager: Hey, I see someone!
Poison: Jealousy, u talk to em.
Jealousy: HUH? Why me!?
Poison: Cause it was ur idea to come here!
Jealousy: you do have a point there... well then, here goes nothing. *clears throat* Hello there! do you mind if we spend the night here?
Random Villager: Sure! You have any friends with you?
Jealousy: Uh, two, actually!
Poison: Hello m'am *curtseys a little* thank you so much for letting us stay in your village.
Random Villager: Sure! We are glad to have you! Tonight is a party, Would you like to attend?
Poison: Uh sure... My name is Elizabeth by the way. And this is Jamie and this is our other friend- *turns towards envy, he isn't there* Jamie do know where he went??
Jealousy: I have no idea where Will went. Why should I care, anyway?
Poison: cause he's like family, we should care about people like that, Jamie...
Jealousy: Well, you go find him And he's not MY family.
Poison: please, dont be like that. *makes a puppy dog eyes.*
Jealousy: ....... oh alright, just put the eyes away. p////p
Poison: *smiles* Come on before it gets to dark.
Jealousy: What about Will? Not that I care or anything....
Poison: were going to go look for him aren't we??
Jealousy: Only if you, like, drag me or something.
Poison: seriously J, don't you at least wonder why he was actin like that?
Jealousy: Well.... just a bit. When I said Ishbalans, he began to act like he didn't want to come.
Poison: Well, there obviously not Ishbalans. And we know how he is and that's not he acts.
Jealousy: Do you think he has anything to do with them? We all took it hard during the Ishbalan war after.... well, lets go find him. He might get killed out there or something.
Poison: yep, let's go then.
*five minutes later* Jealousy: I still cant find him!
Poison: Cause ya don't wanna!!! Look harder...
Jealousy: Maybe your right, and I dont wanna find him! I'm just gonna go back to the village.
Poison: maybe your right, he'll come back by himself if he wants to...
Jealousy: Then it's settled! If he comes back, he comes back. If not, he's screwed!
Poison: *rolls eyes.*
Jealousy: *hears something* you hear that?
Poison: No, then u always hear everything I don't
Jealousy: Good god, Poison get your ears checked. I'll go check it out.
Poison: *whispers* maybe karma will get her back with this one.
Jealousy: What was that?
Poison: nothin'. Just go check it out.
Jealousy: Ok, ok, I'm going to look at it, dont get your hair in a knot.
Poison: I ain't goin' any where.
Jealousy: *goes*
Poison:Yep karma really gonna pull her a new one with this.
Jealousy: WAH! WHAT THE FU- ENVY YOU LITTLE-! *Envy laughing* ITS NOT FING FUNNY!
*a few feet away* poison: yep karma,......
*envy and jealousy burst through the bushes to poison. envy is almost in tears with laughter, and jealouys face is really, really red.* Jealousy: *mumbling* muthah effahs gonna die soon... very, very, soon.
Poison: what did you do?
Jealousy: He snuck up on me. Somebody give him a medal, he scared the living S*t outta me.
Envy: *grinning like an idiot* yep give me a metal cause I awesome like that.
Poison: U guuuyss! Stop screwin' around, its almost to dark to see, lets go back to the village!
*Envy frowned and grew silent*
Jealousy: So, did you disappear just to scare me?
Envy: Yep thats it...
Jealousy: You sure? You did act weird when we first found the village?
Envy: yep I'm sure!
Poison: can we go back. I kinda wanna go to that party that the villager mentioned.
Jealousy: Yeah. Hey Envy.
Poison: Envy, u should probably shape shift so you look a little less, *makes up and down hand gestures* You.
Jealousy: *stare* ok then, ignore me.
Envy: huh what? You say something???
Jealousy: Well, I know this is childish, but.... ¬///////¬ race back?
Envy: better start losin' now cause u ain't gonna win! *runs off.*
Jealousy: Oh ho, you think your better? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ONE! *runs after*
After they reach there... Jealousy: *pant* *pant* How- on earth- did you- get all that- ENERGY!
Envy: oh you know. I stay in shape.
Jealousy: *pant* dude- so- do I- ohgodihavetositdown...
Poison: *jogs to them* what was that?
Jealousy: The worst race in my life. And guess what! I lost! TO HIM! *points at Envy*
Poison: who else would you have lost to? I wasn't racing. Oh and envy maybe you shape shift, like I told you to.
Jealousy: I agree. And not that usual guy you use for the military, that one's getting a little too old.
Envy: fine fine. *Shape shifts into guy with dark brown hair, a little taller than he is and keeps his purple eyes.*
Jealousy: Nice. Now lets go.
Poison: wow, that's and an improvement. *blushes a little*
Jealousy: Hello! We found him!
Random Villager 2: Oh, thats nice! The party is about to start, hurry!
*the woman from before runs up* Woman: girls here I figured that you'd want a change of clothes.
Jealousy: Thank you! I appreciate it!
Poison: Oh pretty dresses!!!
Woman: you can change at my inn, you can come to young man, just dont cause any trouble with my girl.
Jealousy: like he would do anything like that to her.... ¬-¬ dont you dare.
During the party, Jealousy gets drunk. We restarted and went from when Envy realizes she is. It's REALLY OBVIOUS when she is.
Jealousy: Hey, Will >///< *hic*
Envy: what?
Jealousy: I-I think I like you >////<
Envy: you feelin alright Jamie?
Jealousy: I-I dunno, I feel a bit dizzy. A-And maybe- *clings to Envy* a bit love-drunk.
Well, it ended there, but I DID manage to get THIS FAR! I dunno what happened to Hawkclaw, but, well, cya!
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