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You must rectify this immediately.

Katana: "Knew him? He was DELICIOUS!" nearly killed me. I was like one of the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

@Shinmaru:

-Oh Lord, the "prospector". I think my favorite two are.. "What are yew doin' hare?" "'We're eating your FOOD.'" and "'Knew him? He was DELICIOUS!'" Alright, so the old hillbilly is an easy target.
-The constant drinking of Rowsdower, particularly when he splashed it on his arm. "'Here tattoo, have a drink on me.'"
-Or that part when he woke from the dream screaming. "'AHHHHHH! I FORGOT THE LIQUOR STORE CLOSES AT 8!"
-I think, however, my all-time favorite is when they're in the cave. First, the "Wow! 'These are REALLY cheap sets!'" part, then when Rowsdower gets clonked on the head with the wood. "'Firewood for sale...'"

@Katana:

We haven't even mentioned some of the best jokes in the show ...

- The run starting when Rowsdower and that kid go to the "prospector's" house to when Rowsdower leaves on the horse is my favorite string of jokes in MST3K history. Just phenomenal riffing the whole way through. "Ooh, I hates those varmints!" XD
- "Canadian villain, Garth Vader!" Hahaha. That guy was such a loser.
- LOVED how merciless they were to that kid, too. "I'm glad I don't have any friends, because then I wouldn't be able to do this."

@Shinmaru:

This is turning into the greatest geekout of my comment boxes...

@Katana:

Hahaha, the Canada Song is legendary. *salutes*

[Music Starts]
Tom Servo: (singing)
Oh, I wish I was back, in old Canada,
A land which I never shall lampoon.
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba,
and the Beauty that is Sasquatoon.

Mike Nelson: (singing)
Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur.
As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose-dung off his boot,
I would learn that he’s the Prime Minister

Tom Servo: (interjecting) Oh stop that!

Crow: (singing)
Oh I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings,
Alannis Morrisette, Mike Meyers too.
No I take that back I wouldn’t go there even if you paid me,
Oh Canada you’re a place I must eschew.

[the music continues in the background as the dialog resumes]

Tom Servo: Now, this is not in the spirit that I intended.
Mike: Oh, come on, give in. I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock. And Rush.
Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They’re such feebs.
Tom Servo: Okay, i’ll try. . .
Mike: Good man!

Tom Servo: (singing)
Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward island,
Going on to bomb Ontario
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture
Is by far my favorite scenario.

Mike: (interjecting with a worried look) Okay, that’s a little strong. You might want to back it down.
Tom Servo: (excitedly talking) No no! you were right, Mike. This is much more fun!

Tom Servo: (singing)
Just where the Hell does Canada get off sharing a border,
With countries far superior to it.
Why you lousy stinking francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
Your country’s just a giant piece of sh. . .

(is cut off by Mike and Crow before he can finish)

Crow: Whoa whoa WHOA!

I now have a new favorite line. From Riding With Death:

"You took my 'Employee of the Month' parking spot you bastard!"

That's one I actually haven't seen. Better fix that. 8D

Here, enjoy a scene from The Creeping Terror.

"And Bobby's hopelessly inbred synapsies slowly begin to fire."

@Shinmaru:

I think it's my favorite due to the montage videos people have made citing all the Rowsdowerisms. Or because of the TV series pitch during the credits. Or because of the hockey hair incident. Or because of the general Canada dissing.

"Oh pleeease? Pleeeeease? Just one more!"
"Alright, but this is The Final Sacrifice."
"Yay goodie!"

That might be my favorite episode of MST3K. Either that or Space Mutiny. Or Prince of Space. Or Werewolf. There are so many great episodes, haha.

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"